Sexie Show

Song parody of "Reflection" from Mulan.  

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Lyrics (Spoilers Below!):

Look at me.  I’m about to be fucking this woman who is out of my league.  

Pressure’s on.  Please don’t let me blow my shot.  

She’s ready, so I wrap it up as she spreads her legs.  Then her dog walks in the room.  

My god, that dog’s ugly.  Staring straight back at me.  

Where did my erection go once I slid inside?  

His good eye is yellow and dry while his other one oozes bloody black gunk.  

And somehow his dead crusty tongue has enough strength left to slurp up the eye gunk shit.

And then the girl with me gets real mad so she asks me “Why is your attention on my dog Guapo?”

So I tell a small lie and say he’s a cutie pie.  Then that dog’s erection grows.  Oh God.  Fuck my life.

I plead with her “Give me one more try.  I can get turned on if you turn off the lights.”

We rekindle our lust.  My dick’s hard.  It’s time to thrust.  So I grab a glob of lube and slide inside.  

She’s loving it and I’m shocked I lasted a long time.  

That sex was perfection so let’s turn on the lights.  

Oh no.  

The lube for my erection came from Guapo’s gunky eye.

[sobs understandably]

Extra segments from my interviews with Noctifux, Domina SeaAphrodite, and ViV: The Woman with 2 Vaginas.

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Part 2 of my chat with Elle and Vee from Girls Gone Deep!  We play the game "That's So Hhhoootttt."

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Elle and Vee from Girls Gone Deep!  We chat about breastmilk play, Mormon sex, wand twirling, DVP, pineapple delivery, Samuel L Jackson, and taboo kinks in the shower… and that’s just part 1 of 2!

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Part 2 of my convo with FetLife's most popular Domina!  

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Jerk-Off Instructions from your favorite sex podcaster.  

I dare you to try and reach orgasm to this.

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Epic memories.  Epic mammories.  

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Part 2 of 2.  Way more arousing.  Despite anglerfish and Eleanor Roosevelt.  

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Welcome to the Sexie Showdown!  

A competition between sex partners where the loser goes down on the winner.  The 1st-ever battle is between my longtime patron Spanky B and her girlfriend Marie.

Who knows more pop songs featuring sex lyrics?  Let the games begin!

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Part 1 of 2.  A chat (and a game of truth or dare) with my friend and partner who has twice the heart, twice the beauty... and twice the genitalia.

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