Sexy Unique Podcast

Lara and Carey are back behind the paywall for a regular ol' bonus episode. They discuss the spectacular November vibes in California, the Autozone fire in Hollywood this weekend and LA's love affair with a casual plume of smoke. Lara reveals her shocking breakup with Splenda and Carey considers eventually quitting smoking (again). They also discuss Guru Jagat in depth, Argento movies, a Canadian family falling victim to an Eras Tour ticket scam, Extreme Couponing and stockpiling in suburbia, jelly bean shame, Dune Prophecy and more.

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• Executive Producer: Stella Young
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Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:

• Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff
• Video Editor: Case Blackwell

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Lara and Carey are back to recap the season finale of Real Housewives of Orange County, but first they discuss the transcendent new Netflix doc about Martha Stewart, the saga of Guru Jagat, consummate rat James Comey and the Axis of Haters trying to keep SheEOs down.

Behind the Orange Curtain, the ladies assemble for cursed Bravo activity ax throwing and Jenn reveals her surprise engagement to Ryan in the Bahamas. A smattering of children b-plots (zZzZzZ) reveals Sophia is the Lana del Rey of Newport Beach. Then at Jenn's "tacky bridesmaids" engagement party planned by Katie and Lexi(!), the ladies + Vooki face off post-London; Katie gags Heather once and for all, Tamra gives a non-apology to Jenn, and Shannon gets her Aunt Sassy pants in a twist when Johnny J arrives at the party.

In the epilogue, Ryan's business partner is arrested for wire fraud, casting a shadow on Jenn's upcoming marital bliss.

***We will be back next week with a THREE part reunion recap!

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• Executive Producer: Stella Young
• Tech Director: Guy Robinson
• Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno

Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:

• Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff
• Video Editor: Case Blackwell

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Lara and Carey reunite in the studio post-Lara’s Italian adventure and Carey’s LASIK extravaganza. They discuss the worthwhile body horror of corrective eye surgery, Lara’s surprisingly soft reentry into LA, her odyssey to find a women’s size 42 slouchy boot and her newfound fashion plug in Milan. They also discuss the second Congressional hearing on UAPs and the existential gaggery they continue to provide.

Back on RHOSLC, a Heather-less episode finds us in good spirits, but the ladies are far from serene in Palm Springs. Lisa and Bronwyn continue to spar poolside as Todd gives the Barlows an ultimatum: play nice or get out. An anniversary dinner for Bron and Grandpa-Husband sees the crew mingling with randos before a mariachi band, gawking at Bronwyn’s $4 million diamond necklace and playing an extra cheeky round of Hengie K’s “Newlywed” game. But the trip turns south when Seth bulldozes the Wild Rose with an uncanny dig and Sean and Meredith re-litigate their LGBTQ drama.

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• Executive Producer: Stella Young
• Tech Director: Guy Robinson
• Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno

Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:

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• Video Editor: Case Blackwell

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Lara and Carey are back with another trip down Old Testament lane, this time venturing into the dour and c*nty splendor of the Book of Exodus. First they discuss the LDS Church buying up farmland as Climate Change looms; Larz and Carz each pitch themselves for a spot on a hypothetical, post-apocalyptic commune.

Back on The Bible, Exodus begins with Moses thwarting death after being discovered by Pharaoh's daughter, floating in an escape basket on the Nile River. Moses, quasi-adopted by the Egyptian royal family, is raised with virtually no knowledge of the suffering his true people endure. But as he reaches adulthood, one unplanned murder of an Egyptian guard sends Moses fleeing into the desert, where he marries and is eventually visited by God in his drag persona (a burning bush). The Almighty demands a reluctant Moses return to Egypt, arming Mo' with a supernatural shock and awe campaign to bring Pharaoh to his knees, lead the Israelites out of slavery and into the Promised Land, and transcribe the Ten Commandments -- plus some of God's psycho gay interior design plans.

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• Executive Producer: Stella Young
• Tech Director: Guy Robinson
• Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno

Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:

• Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff
• Video Editor: Case Blackwell

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Star of stage, screen, and radio waves John Arthur Hill fills in for Carey as the studio's inaugural guest host! John and Lara discuss furry stowaways on Spirit Airlines, the dark underbelly of dentistry, and a TikToker getting "ran through" by 101 guys in one day.

Back on RHOC, Jenn continues to rage against Tamra in Londontown. Not surprisingly Tamra deflects, and eventually the ladies end up discussing the rumors about Gina going full The Staircase on Travis. Larz and John also break down the b-plot lines no one asked for: kids getting involved in mom drama and Shannon’s anxiety-fueled constipation. 

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Production Services Provided by:

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• Executive Producer: Stella Young
• Tech Director: Guy Robinson
• Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno

Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:

• Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff
• Video Editor: Case Blackwell

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This week Lara records remotely while on Roman Holiday with special guest & travel companion, Michelle Collins. The two gals recap their ultimate Italian girls trip with tales of handbag returns, Martha Stewart sweaters, photo booths, sexy pharmacists, bird sh*t, salty bore meat and much much more. 

Then on RHOSLC, the ladies head to Palm Springs via PJ for Todd and Bronwyn’s Anniversary. The vibe is awkward as Bronwyn is fighting with Heather, Lisa is avoiding Bronwyn and no one seems happy to be there. One thing for sure is that Todd has had a f*cking nough and intends to bring a machete to a nerf gun fight - whatever that means. The episode ends with a “To Be Continued” cliff hanger after Todd tells John that if Lisa doesn’t cool it, they’ll need to pack their bags and go - good luck with that, Todd! Everyone knows you do not poke a Barlow in the zoo.

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• Tech Director: Guy Robinson
• Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno

Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:

• Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff
• Video Editor: Case Blackwell

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Lara and Carey go back to the start, with part 2 of Genesis. They discuss Jacob's golden child Joseph (of dreamcoat fame): sold into Egyptian slavery by his jealous brothers and mourned by his cabaret legend father. With the odds stacked against him, Jacob thwarts seduction by the Pharaoh's wife and quickly rises the ranks from imprisoned seer to Prince of Egypt, while setting us for Exodus. They dig into the glorious B Plot of the widowed Tamar, whose wily ways gag the men of her life to the nth degree.

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• Executive Producer: Stella Young
• Tech Director: Guy Robinson
• Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno

Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:

• Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff
• Video Editor: Case Blackwell

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Lara & Carey check back in on the Orca's Cold War against humanity, as SeaWorld San Antonio suffers a devastating blow from a poop-wielding whale. They also discuss a certain nepo baby’s directorial debut and a bone-chilling story about an organ donor’s experience on the operating table. 

Back on RHOC, Duchess Beador of Corona Del Mar cools down after her dinner fight with Tamra, as the London trip continues its lumbering slide into Hades. Gina talks to Heather about their fraught friendship & Jenn discovers the ladies are once again questioning her finances. Shannon adds some accelerator by showing Jenn text receipts from Tamra over digging into Ryan's past, causing Jenn to confront Tamra in the true gag of the season (so far).

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• Executive Producer: Stella Young
• Tech Director: Guy Robinson
• Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno

Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:

• Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff
• Video Editor: Case Blackwell

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Lara and Carey record remotely as Lara spends her Halloween in Rome. They talk the Colosseum, the upcoming Vatican Jubilee (whatever that means), and Europe's ambivalence towards All Hallow's Eve. They also discuss a legitimately terrifying new twist in the Sarco su*cide pod saga and the power and glory of Lady Gaga's new music video.

Then on RHOSLC, Lisa and Barlow's Alibaba showdown continues as Justin and John nearly come to blows. Bronwyn shows off her airport tradition with Grandpa-Husband and bans Britani (and possibly Heather) from her upcoming group trip to SoCal. Lisa and her younger sister bond under Edison lightbulbs and Britani invites Angie and Heather over for a Mormon prayer group at her house. John and Justin work it out on the remix over drinks and Heather heads to Bronwyn's home to clock dog poop and make a case for a vacation invite.

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Production Services Provided by:

• Tiny Legends Productions, LLC
• Executive Producer: Stella Young
• Tech Director: Guy Robinson
• Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno

Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:

• Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff
• Video Editor: Case Blackwell

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Lara and Carey head back to the beginning... of time! Introducing Sexy Unique Bible Study. Starting with Book of Genesis (PART I), G*d gets off his ass and works hard over the course of six days, which He will consequently use against us all for eternity. Things get messy from the get-go, of course... from Adam and Eve getting kicked out of the Garden of Eden, to Cain and Abel's Menendez Brothers turn, to Noah's apocalypse psychosis, to Abraham's covenant, Sarah, Hagar and the earliest instance of men pitting women against each other, and more. It's a whole lot of f*ckery. But Larz and Carz are here to interpret it as best they can. It's time to get Old Testament.

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• Tech Director: Guy Robinson
• Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno

Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:

• Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff
• Video Editor: Case Blackwell

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