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Larz and Carz return to the God’s Country for another searing chapter in the RHOSLC saga. But first, they discuss Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s shocking split and Tiffany Pollard's entry into her non-binary era. Back in Utah, the Queen of Sundance strikes back at the naysayers in the only way she can: planning a premiere party for an HBO Max original film. Angie K visits her 89-year-old father, who recounts his harrowing journey from Greece to Ellis Island during WW2, inspiring her to expedite her path to Greek citizenship. Bronwyn introduces us to her own ailing mother, the cruelest lady in all of Salt Lake, as Heather begins to renovate her at-home office/lady cave. Then, Lisa assembles the group at the austere Blue Sky Lodge, where she doms them in the board room with a lesson on lawsuit dismissals, misinformation, triangulation, and the time-honored tradition of shitting on the Wild Rose.

Chapters:

00:00:00 It's Locktober.

00:02:16 Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s shocking split

00:19:42 Tiffany Pollard is non-binary

00:21:53 RHOSLC Recap!

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Lara and Carey reassess reality after the Rapture was a no-show; they break down what the Rapture Heads are really after, and offer alternatives for experiencing the divine.

Back on RHOSLC, the ladies (minus Babygirl Lisa) reel from their canned camping trip of horrors, as Bronwyn and Heather spar over perceived motherhood jabs (Bronwyn’s daughter Gwen debuts her own shocking flapper bob) and debate the future of their failure-to-launch friendship. Wild Rose elaborates on her and Justin’s business woes and hints at The Entity, an ancient intelligence the Rose family discovers in their basement. Heather and Lisa Barlow meet for a power lunch, where Lisa denies any/all accusations of lawsuits and financial duress, as Mary endures another round of heartbreak as Robert Jr. reveals he’s not fully sober. Finally, the entire cast reunites at the haunted manor of SLC MegaSocialite Amy Steele: Britani blabs to Lisa about Angie’s Jen Shah comparison, and Babygirl and Bronwyn duke it out over rumors and sucking gout d*ck; all while thwarting Entity’s creeping takeover of Utah…

Chapters:

00:00:00 The Rapture was a no-show...

00:10:38 RHOSLC Recap!

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Lara and Carey have hitched their covered wagon to the stars once again, traveling West to the promised land for another glorious season of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. But first, they admit to being fully Delco-pilled by the Mare of Easttown-adjacent “Task” and its impossibly stacked (and hot) cast. They also speak on a fashion TikToker’s trouble with Miu Miu, and the ongoing phenomenon of celebrity head transplants. 

Back on the banks of the Great Salt Lake, Hengie K puts her family’s mega-RV to use by picking up the ladies (minus Lisa Barlow, PLUS Britani) for a spooky and cold camping trip in Provo Canyon. Wild Rose, fuck-ass redheaded bob in tow, stages a prank for the ladies with a posse of male strippers disguised as a SWAT team. Lisa’s legal woes are called out by Bronwyn and Whitney; Wild Rose’s own collapsing business is called out by Britani, who reveals her own engagement and prompt un-engagement to Mormon fuckboy Jared Osmond. 

Setting out in the wide open yonder, the women enjoy kayaking, fly fishing, debating fish CPR, and nibbling sandwiches. But tensions arise around the fire pit as a Women In Business Summit™️ commences. The Wild Rose mourns her failed (felllld) entrepreneurial endeavors, a nonverbal Meredith nods off, Britani defends accusations of dick sucking, Barlow’s iconic backstabbing ways are complained about, and Heather forces ghostly whimsy, as the women—each with a camcorder in hand— set off for a night hike to investigate the vengeful ghost of “Molly Sorensen.”

Chapters:

00:00:00 It's back-to-school time!

00:03:37 TASK rabbits unite

00:14:47 Miu Miu catastrophe!

00:25:21 Celebrity head transplants

00:29:54 RHOSLC Recap!

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Lara and Carey return to discuss “Love Con Revenge” —the spinoff of the “Tinder Swindler” — and why its hosts should take some acting lessons. Plus, the glory days of “Cheaters.” In She’s Startin’, Lara praises the new iPhone Air in all its skinny legend glory; they also talk Charlie Sheen’s new documentary, shoving ice up your arse in a drug-induced mania, and Charlie and Denise Richards’s iconic daughters. They also talk the Phillies Karen and why she’s right. In Bravissimo, Brittany Cartwright updates us on her relationship status with her rindom new boyfriend and a Congrats to the Team is in order for Taylor Frankie of MomTok fame, who’s been chosen as the new Bachelorette.

Then, in a brand new segment called Please Welcome to the Stage, Lara and Carey are joined by performer/writer JV Marxx, who corrects Miss Information and gives a proper education on all things Gooning. He discusses his career, going to clown school, the joys and pitfalls of bringing gooning to the mainstream, and much more. 

Chapters:

00:00:00 Never Forget

00:12:38 She’s Startin’

00:36:54 Bravissimo

00:44:02 Congrats to the Team

00:51:47 Please Welcome to the Stage

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Lara and Carey return for another extra special SUP episode, where they parse through the fog of uncanniness swallowing the world each day. In She’s Startin’, they discuss the Trump death hoax frenzy and the hope drought America is suffering through, Sonia Dakkar’s alleged war on flesh, and the rad ass baby accidentally born at Burning Man. In Diva Down, a body discovered at Burning Man in a pool of blood, tariffs claiming another victim in legendary Canadian retail Ssense, Spirit Airlines filing for bankruptcy to the shock of no one, and a country singer pulling a full Jackson Maine and crashing out on stage. In Armagayddon, Josh Duhamel prepares for doom at his Minnesota compound; a Congrats to the Team is in order for nepo-extraordinaire Chloe Malle on being named Anna Wintour’s replacement at Vogue. Finally, a Paimon-centric Ask Us Anything on Larz and Carz’s go-to manifesting practices. 

Chapters:

00:00:00 LA is rock 'n roll

00:09:19 She’s Startin’

00:47:38 Diva Down

01:09:09 Armagayddon

01:12:22 Congrats to the Team

01:16:54 Ask Us Anything

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Lara and Carey are back together in the stu once more, discussing Eddington and Carey’s loose interpretation of “watching a movie.” On She’s Startin’, they discuss Cracker Barrel’s misguided (or genius) rebrand, the controversy that followed, Cracker Barrel’s unparalleled unifying power, and the arduous public transit journey to one of the few open Cracker Barrels in Southern California. They also talk about Will Smith’s terrifying use of AI in his post-slap redemption tour, and why he still has a chance to avoid the Flop Abyss. In Armagayddon, they talk Gen Alphas’ shameless farting in school, why they’ve earned guilt-free flatulence, and millennials’ own farting privilege; they also discuss one woman’s battle with a creeping mold that’s threatening her marriage. In Bravissimo, they talk Karen Huger’s early release from prison next week and why Potomac’s Grand Dame deserves to booze in peace. Then in Ask Us Anything, one thirty-something gay questions his own childless existence in comparison to his straight married friends, and whether or not he should feel behind the heteronormative times.

Chapters:

00:00:00 Carey "watched" Eddington

00:13:35 She’s Startin’

00:42:01 Armagayddon

01:20:32 Bravissimo

01:22:47 Ask Us Anything

Lara's Posh Live! Show Link Thurs 8/28 at 6PM PST

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Lara and Carey are back for a special segmented episode where they discuss the normal steps they take to thwart the evils of August, and why, shockingly, they have not been necessary this year.

She’s Startin: the iconic Caitlin Covington aka Christian Girl Autumn and her emergency cry for help, Mikey Madison’s positively mime-core Vogue Italia cover, and imagining a Battle Royale over finding Anna Wintour’s worthy successor.

Armagayddon: flop-tingles for The Devil Wears Prada 2, 3I-ATLAS, the Manhattan sized interstellar object hurtling through the solar system, and why one Harvard professor thinks it’s emitting its own light source.

Congrats To the Team: the REAL reason why bees are attacking Austin Butler’s female costars and Lara’s recent bee healer moment in the garden.

Then a quick AMA, where Lara and Carey look back on their respective podcaster evolutions.

(NOTE: this episode was recorded before Caitlin Covington aka Christina Girl Autumn revealed she was kidding and is still, indeed, embracing autumn.)

https://x.com/popcrave/status/1958289432869793838?s=46

Stay true, dolls.

Chapters:

00:00:00 Carey learns his Q's

00:07:42 She’s Startin

00:29:53 Armagayddon

00:52:00 Congrats To the Team

01:01:24 AMA

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Lara and Carey return to recap the maddening final installment of The Valley’s Season 2 reunion. But first, they discuss the harrowing new Tesla Diner, the NPC-ification of downtown LA, hetero hell foodie scenes, how lighting up the Hollywood sign at night could save Los Angeles, Alien: Earth, Lindsay Lohan and Shailene Woodley’s new venture and the complicated nature of the Hulu-sphere.

Back at Radford Studios, Danny’s creepy behavior with Brittany at a party for this year’s Super Bowl is brought before the tribunal. Janet, Jason and Jasmine attempt to squash their beef, as Doute tries (unsuccessfully) to pull one over her rindom nemesis from Ohio. Jax laments the pro-Brittany party at his namesake watering hole as he faces off with Zack one final time. Nia and Danny commit to a throw-everything-at-the-ceiling-defense blitz to deflect from Danny’s drunken sex pestery. And they convince nearly everyone except Janet, who somehow, despite everything and her own incredibly rindom tendencies, comes out victorious against the Old Guard. Jax then leaves the soundstage and disappears into the hazy dusk of the “Other side of the hill,” becoming merely a myth in the San Fernando Valley.

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Lara and Carey finally reunite in the SUP stu, with Lara reinvigorated by both Italy and the sea. She regales with tales from her trip, including a brush with a Strega Nonna fire department and the gravitational urge to buy a bejeweled clutch. They also talk Ghislaine Maxwell’s surprise new gig of being prison mates with Jen Shah and Mx. Holmes, Carole Radziwill’s grand return to the WWHL Clubhouse and the continued hope of OG RHONY returning, and more. 

Back at Radford studios, Part 2 of The Valley reunion kicks off with a doozy. Jax reveals his “sobriety” count as he and Brittany’s nightmare divorce games continue. Jax gets rill about his rampant drug use during VPR and Brittany mourns the death of Hooters. Jesse and Michelle face-off over clandestine Zelle payments and possible gay sugar daddies, and Michelle and Aaron’s true relationship timeline is confirmed. Janet and Zack’s cosmic war wages on, with Brittany tactically swearing her allegiance to both. Finally, Glug Glug Danny’s drunken perv behavior is called out, as Nia takes her boutique crisis PR firm to new heights.

Chapters:

00:00:00 Our queen returns from her Italian respite

00:10:28 Lara found a clutch

00:22:16 Ghislane has been transferred...

00:29:45 Carole is back in the clubhouse!

00:36:03 Teddi Mellencamp is startin'

00:41:03 The Valley recap!

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Carey is back with one last guest host, and it’s a one for the herstory books: Danny Pellegrino of Everything Iconic joins the SUP stu. They discuss Danny’s new role as husband AND father, the newly announced ‘My Best Friend’s Wedding’ sequel, the stellar run of Meg Ryan’s romcom era and Carey & Danny’s shared gay radicalization by the underrated diva classic ‘Hanging Up.’

Then on part one of The Valley reunion, the cast assembles on the main stage to discuss Brittany and Jax’s ongoing divorce nightmare, vasectomies, Doute’s pregnancy-induced act of humility, Michelle and Jesse’s psychosexual warfare, Danny and Nia’s Santa Clarita horror, and much more.

Chapters:

00:00:00 We have an ICONIC guest in the stu...

00:04:27 Danny is a Valley Girl!

00:08:24 My Best Friend's Wedding Reboot...

00:11:54 Carey is attracted to Jesse

00:16:14 Danny is a RomCom expert!

00:40:10 The Valley Recap!

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