Shit Talk Reviews

Judas Priest is back! (But did they ever really leave? No, they didn't...) The new album is solid so the fellas had to chat about it. Join the idiots for some Priestly conversation. David J sits in the dark, Derek is fully tomatoed and John admits his shortcomings when it comes to heritage metal.

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This time around John, Derek "Ackbar" Showerhead and David J get into the latest offering from Ministry: Hopiumforthemasses.

All of the guys were excited to chat about this album because, well, it's Ministry. (It's hard to go wrong with Al...) Grab some snacky cakes, a tasty beverage and settle in. 

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#ministry #hopiumforthemasses #industrial #metal #heavymetal #nuclearblast

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The guys cop a squat and chat about the killer new release from Lord Dying - Clandestine Transcendence. The doom/sludge/metal outfit have graced us all with a monster album that scratches all kinds of itches.

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#lorddying #clandestinetranscendence #doom #sludge #metal #podcast #albumreview #rhianna

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The guys were excited to sit down and talk about the latest EP from Alluvial: Death Is But A Door. (Well, initially only John was fired up, but he managed to drag Derek and David J into his fandom for the band...) The newest album from the Atlanta quartet is another amazing release and continues down the same road that was set by the previous two releases. Plop down into your favorite chair, grab a tasty beverage and some snacks and join the fellas as they get into this killer album. 
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#alluvial #deathisbutadoor #metal #metalalbums #podcast #albumreview #shittalkreviews  #weshauch #kevinmuller #zachdean #timwalker

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The fellas stepped back to 2007 to talk about the 2023 reissue of A Day To Remember’s album For Those Who Have Heart. David J espouses his love for Blink 182, Derek espouses his love for Dark Souls and John stays non-committal, outside of his love for Alluvial.

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#adaytoremember #forthosewhohaveheart #metalcore #florida #podcast #albumreview

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Happy New Year everybody! The dimwitted nimrods are kicking off 2024 with a swim in the Italian doom scene with a chat about Witchsnake’s new release Deathcult Of The Snake. Hang around for a bit as Derek grades David J’s grading, John hoards blackmail fodder and David J sports a sporty hat that’s of a sporting variety.

Oh yeah, somehow, someway, the guys managed to keep the STR website up! Check it at https://www.shittalkreviews.com. 

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(That’s clearly not true… John just wanted us to put that up here because he’s a complete pain. Blame him for the time you lost reading all this…)

#witchsnake #deathcultofthesnake #doom #doommetal #regainrecords #metal #podcast #albumreview #barbie #98degrees #countrytimelemonade 

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All the lists are up, the fighting has finally ended and all the blood has been mopped up. What does that REALLY mean? That it’s time to squish all the guys’ lists together into one big ‘ole master Top 10 Heavy Albums of 2023! Needless to say, as David J is at the center of the universe and everything revolves around him, he believes that all of his choices for album of the year are the right ones. (Spoiler alert: they’re not.) When they’re not trying to escape David’s gravity, John and Derek are simply trying to keep up.

The fact is this: There was a ton of great music released in 2023. The STR guys put their individual lists of their top albums together over the past few weeks. (Something to remember is that all of the lists were compiled based on the albums that got reviewed, so there’s a TON of music that didn’t make the Top 10 lists not because they’re not worthy, but only because they didn’t get reviewed by the Shit Talk buffoons. The more you know!)

Per the yoosh, be sure to drop by https://www.shittalkreviews.com for all of the podcasts, reviews and directions on how to knit yourself a swanky New Year’s sweater! Nothing could be finer than a coffee in a diner, you dig?

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It's John's week to educate Derek and David J on which albums made the Top 10 list for 2023. (Spoiler Alert: Apparently there are headbutts incoming for John...) 
Be sure to tune in next week for the knock-down, drag out, free for all as the idiots fight each other for the ultimate album of the 2023! In the meantime, head on over to https://www.shittalkreviews.com to check out all the reviews and podcasts that these three morons have done so far in 2023. Grab a sticker pack, drop a comment or a voicemail and set your anger free on the jokers.

#top10 #heavymetal #rock #albumoftheyear #sleeptoken #spiritadrift #frostbitt #urne #unearth #deathrayvision #humanityslastbreath #veilofmaya #dissentient #tesseract #podcast  

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It's a tall pile of heavy albums this week! Strap in as the Shit Talk Reviews knuckleheads walk through Derek's Top 10 Heavy Metal Albums of 2023. Does David J call every single albums on Derek's list? Only time will tell. Grab yourself a tasty beverage and join the fellas as Derek waxes ecstatic over 2023's best heavy albums.

Put on your showshoes and trek on over to www.https://www.shittalkreviews.com for all the other podcasts, reviews and general nonsense. You are one hundred percent guaranteed to find something you like, even if it's just David J's devil beard.

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Since we're nearing the end of the year we're starting up the tanks and troop carriers and rolling into battle! What could these three buffoons have to fight about? Why, the best album of the year, of course. The (and we use this term lightly) brain trust are each taking turns with their top 10 albums of the year with David J taking the lead. He snatched up his grandma's purple readers, put on his battle armor and laid the smack down with his top ten records. Take a peek and see if his list is even remotely accurate! Also, be sure to subscribe to the channel for more tomfoolery and general idiocy and you might even hear the fellas talk a little bit about new albums. (But mostly it's simply David-centric abuse...)

Click your way over to https://www.shittalkreviews.com to see all the podcasts, album reviews, record write ups and a slew of other junk. You could win a signed URNE album, a Patriarch's In Black swag pack or just a few humble little STR stickers for your lunchbox. You can even leave a voicemail for the guys and let them know what you REALLY think about them. (They like to act like they're all big tough guys who can take a joke, so go ahead and put 'em to the test!

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