This week we have more questions than answers about New Jersey, power fantasies, and Dave non-erotic fan fic about our main characters unhappy marriage

In this episode we get lost in the best way to ride a several ton stone battering ram, give some thoughts on Carnies as they relate to Tomb Raider, and wax poetically about the Ultimate Perfect Tomb Raider.

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Jay tries to fight Roger Ebert's cousin, Casey needs a priest, and Dave gets lost in the ether. Join us on this holy day for our favorite technically catholic film!

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All freaks and no geeks, this monster movie left us asking who the real bad guy really is. More importantly, who is cleaning all the poop out of the giant bat tube in Jared Leto's office?

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What part of this Underworld knock-off that looks like a lost episode of Xena, Warrior Princess doesn't scream Shitty Cinema? We came for Bill Nighy and were not disappointed -- except for all the disappointment we experienced.

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Milla Jovovich, like we've never seen her before: starring in a video game movie. . . wait, that's half her catalog? Can Ron Perlman and Tony Jaa save us?

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We really want to talk about this monster movie... but all we can talk about is the horror that is what Rutger Hauer smells like in this.

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The best Blade? The worst Blade? Definitely not the first Blade. Is Blade Trinity our favorite Wesley Snipes documentary?

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We return to Blade again and contemplate what time with Wesley would really be like. Meanwhile, we have opinions on predator faces, poses, and talk about that beautiful, beautiful, CGI.

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Is this just an excuse to bring the Blade trilogy? Yes. Hear us fight over who loves Wesley Snipes the most and why we think this Marvel film is better than modern Marvel films.

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