Casey has Van Damme blinders, Jay wants Scott Adkins as the Punisher, and Dave can only see dating red flags in movies but not in real life.

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The gang discusses the merits of our favorite actor doing Die Hard on a train, the joys of miniatures, why we sympathize with the guy buying everyone drinks on a train, and complain about the fact that Derailed is the most cut film in the universe.

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This film confirms that wizards are lazy and could solve all their own problems but instead choose to rope other people in to screw it all up (we see you Gandalf).

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Today I learned John Cena can turn any police vehicle into a Tie fighter. While you might not see him, when he throws you through an office window the cameras definitely will.

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There are two Don Frey's inside of all of us, and one is his mustache. If you don't simp for Don, get off our porch.

How far would you go to get a sibling out of jail? Would you drink a smoothie made by your future murderer?  Would you watch-- IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'D WATCH STONE COLD IN THE PACKAGE!

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Even though Back in Action features the greatest heel in professional wrestling history brother, we fail mightily in talking about anything except Billy Blanks body. 

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Much like some of your gatherings this Christmas, there are no good people in this film. Listen in as Casey defends influencers, Jay boards a forbidden ship, and Dave wages war on Christmas and cheek fillers.

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What's sadder than two 40 year olds pretending to be teens? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Maybe you after you watch this movie.

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What is Christmas without VHS quality images of Eric Roberts, a psychic law professor, and karate? In this episode we learn the true value of Christmas is doing a cheap Dickens knock-off by adding captured dads and children doing martial arts. All we want to know is; who is going to hold the board for this damn kid to karate chop?

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