Shitty Cinema

This week we treat ourselves to a bonus chance to be petty in life after death! Would you clock in post mortem just for payback?

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An Irish Van Damme enthusiast rescues the only woman in town from the Boy Zone, help a wizard win a bet, and put the local mob out of business.

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This week we try to figure out if the bad guys are really the bad guys, why the Doctor doesn't just sonic her way out of this, and how long is appropriate to hide when your friends are being murdered.

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Dave thinks that Michael Caine has a thing or two to learn from Lindsey Lohan, Jay considers if Roger Moore can get it or not, and Casey can't get Michael Moore choking himself out of her head.

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Joan Crawford tries to adopt an adult child in England. Once again, they treat her like it's her first rodeo.

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We finally watch the Whoopi Goldberg masterpiece Theodore Rex, a film about the past set in a future where society's main priority is bringing trash pandas back from extinction. The billionaires who have been manipulating everyone (what? Impossible!) are trying to start an ice age. Only a puppet and cyborg Whoopi Goldberg can save us. Check out this weeks episode so Dave doesn't tell you to suck eggs!

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In this week's historically accurate masterpiece we talk the origins of sangria, how close is too close to a priest when consummating your marriage, and the pros and cons of being dosed by said priest.

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This week we lament that Jurassic Hunt doesn't have enough Rambo vs. raptors, complain about wimpy dino-bites and pterodactyl pigeons, and fall in love with an eclectic collection of characters while wondering why dino pee has become a theme.

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This week we talk Spielberg sex bots, dino squirts, and baaaad parenting. Ya know, that sentence might make more sense when you listen. Probably.

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Kicking us out of our prehysteria, the Velocipastor reminds us that you don't need a big budget to please these three idiots on the podcast (take note Spielberg).

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