Mel Gibson as a gun toting Santa -- the Fatman -- being hunted by a hitman with a grudge called the Skinny Man should be Shitty Cinema gold. Shootout in Santa's factory? Check. Santa needs government contracts to fulfill military gear to meet his bills? Check. The main villain is a rich child that acts like a bond villain but is just a snot nosed spoiled brat? Dammit, check. What a way to slip into the holidaze.

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The gang tries to work through their complicated feelings of G-Rated Showgirls. We discuss when it's appropriate to eat tuna in bed, how much we have learned about Sharon Stone, and dole out the best superhero legal advice yet. If the tits don't fit, you must acquit!

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Shootouts, shootouts, shootouts! Should someone call the cops on Sharon Stone? Will anyone find redemption in Redemption? All we know is that Gene Hackman's Herod is deliciously evil and we are here for it.

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This week we have more questions than answers about New Jersey, power fantasies, and Dave non-erotic fan fic about our main characters unhappy marriage

In this episode we get lost in the best way to ride a several ton stone battering ram, give some thoughts on Carnies as they relate to Tomb Raider, and wax poetically about the Ultimate Perfect Tomb Raider.

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Jay tries to fight Roger Ebert's cousin, Casey needs a priest, and Dave gets lost in the ether. Join us on this holy day for our favorite technically catholic film!

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All freaks and no geeks, this monster movie left us asking who the real bad guy really is. More importantly, who is cleaning all the poop out of the giant bat tube in Jared Leto's office?

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What part of this Underworld knock-off that looks like a lost episode of Xena, Warrior Princess doesn't scream Shitty Cinema? We came for Bill Nighy and were not disappointed -- except for all the disappointment we experienced.

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Milla Jovovich, like we've never seen her before: starring in a video game movie. . . wait, that's half her catalog? Can Ron Perlman and Tony Jaa save us?

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We really want to talk about this monster movie... but all we can talk about is the horror that is what Rutger Hauer smells like in this.

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