Shitty Cinema

There are two Don Frey's inside of all of us, and one is his mustache. If you don't simp for Don, get off our porch.

How far would you go to get a sibling out of jail? Would you drink a smoothie made by your future murderer?  Would you watch-- IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'D WATCH STONE COLD IN THE PACKAGE!

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Even though Back in Action features the greatest heel in professional wrestling history brother, we fail mightily in talking about anything except Billy Blanks body. 

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Much like some of your gatherings this Christmas, there are no good people in this film. Listen in as Casey defends influencers, Jay boards a forbidden ship, and Dave wages war on Christmas and cheek fillers.

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What's sadder than two 40 year olds pretending to be teens? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Maybe you after you watch this movie.

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What is Christmas without VHS quality images of Eric Roberts, a psychic law professor, and karate? In this episode we learn the true value of Christmas is doing a cheap Dickens knock-off by adding captured dads and children doing martial arts. All we want to know is; who is going to hold the board for this damn kid to karate chop?

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Mel Gibson as a gun toting Santa -- the Fatman -- being hunted by a hitman with a grudge called the Skinny Man should be Shitty Cinema gold. Shootout in Santa's factory? Check. Santa needs government contracts to fulfill military gear to meet his bills? Check. The main villain is a rich child that acts like a bond villain but is just a snot nosed spoiled brat? Dammit, check. What a way to slip into the holidaze.

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The gang tries to work through their complicated feelings of G-Rated Showgirls. We discuss when it's appropriate to eat tuna in bed, how much we have learned about Sharon Stone, and dole out the best superhero legal advice yet. If the tits don't fit, you must acquit!

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Shootouts, shootouts, shootouts! Should someone call the cops on Sharon Stone? Will anyone find redemption in Redemption? All we know is that Gene Hackman's Herod is deliciously evil and we are here for it.

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This week we have more questions than answers about New Jersey, power fantasies, and Dave non-erotic fan fic about our main characters unhappy marriage