Shitty Cinema

Our special guest Chase walks us through baseball hypotheticals, running without a bra, and the difference between heaven and hell is simply a filter.

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Rumor has it that if you start Darude Sandstorm at the exact moment Wesley Snipes recognizes Bob De Niro as an umpire at the end of this film, you will watch the greatest music video never made. You're welcome.

We take ourselves out to the ball game with Joey from Friends. Meanwhile, Casey responds rationally and calmly to the chimpanzee baseball player that outplays and out-acts Joey.

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You know we love rollers AND balls, so this film should be a no brainer! Come for Rebecca Romijn,  stay because Jean Reno is holding you captive!

Get out your athletic supporters, strap on your jocks, and other sports words because the Cinema is hitting the gym. Casey begins with the greatest sport never to grace the Olympics: Gymkata. One part gymnastics, one part karate, all sportsball.

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The gang is inspired by real rock 'em sock 'em robot fighting to speculate about a brain eating, rabid, B.J. Penn, the merits of chainsaws for arms (spoiler: we support it), and a Huge Ackman.

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The group tackles the big questions: does Pikachu use a litter box? what sort of existential horror is Mr. Mime? are you sure this doesn't star Ken Wheretenabi?

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Is Small Soldiers a really long commercial? Yes. Is this many children's fantasy from the 90's? YES. We will lead our action figures into battle alongside Phil Hartman!

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Casey defies her nature picking a monkey centric film while Jay and Dave ponder the perfect song for Brendan Frasier to strip to.

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The Lohan cringe is coming in hot with this one: man kissing laws, who Chis Pine reminds Casey of,  and the proper etiquette of buying your boss a date.

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