There is no substitute for throwing high-school kids out of a window, thanks for teaching me that Tom Berringer!

This week we wonder why Crunchy Roll really wanted Dave to watch this anime, aka stepbrother what are you doing?

We watch episode 693 featuring an anime Johnny Bravo who uses his Nipple Light Special against a man with paraphilic infantilism and Jesus H. Christ, what have we become?

In classic anime style, a group of teens seem to span the ages of 11 to 42, and there's nary an adult in sight. Honestly, I question if that child is even a doctor.

Why does Japan insist on traumatizing us with their child trauma?!

Do you even have a degree in Girlology?

We try to figure out whether we are more upset about the seventeen plots this movie tried to pull off, Martin Lawrence's over the top acting, or the movie's idea about how to clean air ducts (hint: it's probably the air duct cleaning). 

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Maybe people wouldn't dread school reunions if they always featured Dwayne's Rock Johnson? We know we'd be hitting one every weekend!

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Steven Seagal is: Incoherently rambling for 1 hour and 39 minutes, when he should have let his forearms do the talking.

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This film is why you should always say no to going to a friends improv class with them. Shame on you Bruce. SHAME.

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