Shitty Cinema

A return to Russian double agents with Richard "Never-Been-Bond" Gere and Topher "Never-Won't-Be-Eric-Foreman" Grace. Like Chubby Checker The Double has plenty of twisting to do but not nearly as much twisting as Casey does.

Spies and Thighs is what Andy Sidaris' movies should be called. In this sequel to Hard Ticket to Hawaii we go Incogneato and try to refrain from making puns about Donna Spears weapon of choice: a spear gun. 

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This should be a slam dunk, Van Damme, Sly, Arnie, Willis -- there's enough old action stars to start a retirement community. The big question is does this Villainous Van Damme make the cut?

Villain Van Damme and his terrible wig faces off against Virtuous Van Damme while we spend too much time on the weird sex subplot. In the end, everyone agrees that a little more Michael Rooker in our lives is a good thing. 

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Are Orlando Jones and JCVD a match made in heaven? Tune in for our romance novel where we make JCVD up yours!

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Kicking (eh?) off this Van Dammeuary, the gang watches one of JCVD's early films, Black Eagle, starring everyone's favorite ninja, Sho Kasugi. And while Van Damme is bad in this film, he feels soooo good....

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Special guest Angela forces the cinema to confront their teenage choices in humor, pick the best Arquette, and which comedy gang we would back in a fight.

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A hair raising tale of how to make peace in the middle east by just buying each other's hair product. Get it together Israel, Adam Sandler gave you the blueprint!

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This week we find that James Caan is the cool breeze we need watching another subpar Sandler movie, while we also find there is a traitor in the cinema. Do you think Damon Wayans can save us?

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Adam Sandler ruins another Sunday for the gang with the help of Andy Samberg and a whole lotta pedo/incest jokes. Even James Caan caan't save this turd.