Shitty Cinema

Shitty Cinema

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Shitty Cinema episodes

  • Freejack - Back To The Cinema

    If you can sit through a movie that top bills Anthony Hopkins yet only had him in 12 minutes of the film, you may be entitled to a Freejack. Freejack with every purchase,  supplies limited, must have the lobotomized body of a half dead race car driver shorter than Rene Russo. Void in Canada.

     

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    47 min
  • 13 Going On 30 - Back To The Cinema

    It may be back to the Cinema, but we are going in forward in time, but backwards in society. Dave may have found his 13th  reason in this film, Casey thinks this is a coping movie for those who settle, and Jay KNOWS Jen Garn could have warned us about a certain New York tragedy.

     

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    46 min
  • Timeline - Back to the Cinema

    How is Timeline the film that made Michael Crichton quit letting Hollywood turn his books into movie? How does one woman be forced to ignore her instincts about a clingy Paul Walker? I guess when it's only bubonic plague dudes or Paul Walker.... and no AA batteries...

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    46 min
  • Kate & Leopold - Back to the Cinema

    Did Kate's ex fill in for Kevorkian when he was in jail? Was it a land grab? Why is no one investigating the disappearance of Kate??! Where is the sequel?

     

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    45 min
  • Cyborg - Van Dammeuary

    Has Elijah Wood seen the original cut of every great film? Casey finds out Van Damme sacrificed a man's eye for his career, and Dave finds out the only rule of the wasteland is Fender gets to watch...

     

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    47 min
  • Universal Soldier - Van Dammeuary

    This week we learn how to make cars more fuel efficient, how to hide secret killer soldier programs from the government, and most importantly, DO NOT sign up for an arts and crafts class taught by Dolph Lundgren!

     

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    43 min
  • Second in Command - Van Dammeuary

    Van Damme and the military sitting in a tree, k-i-c-k-i-n-g. First comes coup, Second in Command, watch a recycled movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme!

     

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    35 min
  • Multiplicity - Seeing Double

    One, two, Keaton's coming for you. Three, four, pretty sure the marriage certificate is out the door. Is it polygamy if it's a gaggle of clones? Asking for Andie MacDowell.

     

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    39 min
  • Gemini Man - Seeing Double

    In South Atlanta he was cloned and raised, with Clive Owen is how  he spent most of his days. Shootin' guns, ridin' bikes all cool, but dads gotta die so I can go to school! So a couple a feds, one was retired, try to figure out how I was sired. We got in some fights and my dad didn't care, so my clone daddy shot him, yo home to Bel Air (University)

     

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    50 min

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Shitty Cinema is a comedy podcast about three film masochists that love movies but hate themselves. We recommend starting with newer episodes, or movies you’ve watched before. But you don’t have to…