Michael Jai White is just trying to run a mime fight school when Tommy B's Boys decide to ruin the fun. Can MJW save this low budget film from the same fate as the other stream picks this month? CAN MJW JUST BE BATMAN ALREADY? YOU LET THE SPARKLEMAN , NOW LET SPAWN!

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On this episode Casey and Lorenzo get into shenanigans, Dave argues that Debra should lose her house, and Jay stands behind some messy drama with Ten Toes Down (2).

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Jay compares this to Neil Breen classics, Casey predicts when this was recorded based on outfits, and Dave hypothesizes about the wardrobe and BYO Crocs. 

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What do you get when you have 5 mall cops, a rainy runaway and a Ben Kinsley cult? If you ask Jay, he'll say an excuse for Antonio Banderas to wear a beard, rrrrrrrrrrreow

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It's a new month and a new facial hair look for Colin Farrel! This week the roulette wheel of fate gave us a grey washed action flick, with a grey goose soaked lead. Come for the Colin Farrel mustache talk, stay for our fear of John Malkovich 🤷‍♀️

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David Carradine prances around the desert like a dusty rave bunny while stoking a gang war all to save a woman who has burlap friction burns on her most private parts. Come for... the dust? Stay for the high art that is the theatrical poster of this film!

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A classic Greek tale parsed through Hollywood and then Shitty Cinema. Turns out we have a lot of thoughts about Liam Neeson's Zeus, Jay gets worked about how how un-shitty the Greek Gods are, Dave has strong feelings about making out while covered in blood, and Casey praises a child on purpose?!

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Would you put a Tony Soprano in an old timey movie? Would you go zip-lining with Ron Perlman? Should Burt Reynolds be on a full size horse or would it be safer to assign a Shetland Pony? With high fantasy anything is possible.

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Kicking High Fantasy off this month is an anime brought to the silver screen starring a jarring set of eyes, Dante Basco, and one too many Penn brother's for Casey's taste.

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How many boys will Monica's milkshake bring to the yard? Would you let Clive Owen be your doula or just your father figure? Leave with more questions than answers this week!

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