Shitty Cinema

Neil Breen wants you to know 3 things: that you might be corrupt, your bankers are DEF corrupt, and he could but chooses not to bang tigers. We just want to know 2 things: have you seen it and would you watch it again?

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Is this Keanu's worst film? Will birds no m know how to get home minus a half a moon? Can someone smarter than us tell us who is right about getting the moon cut up because we know DAAAAVE can't be right.  Check to see if the math  if 3 space rats + 2 Jim Carrey's = 3 cinemite would watch it again adds up!

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The final week of 2025 has been spent figuring out how one affords a NYC apartment on a job that employs you one month a year, how many mediocre small town strip shows a night you'd have to do a night to save a bar, and will they EVER SHOW PEEN?!

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Another week, another round of N@zi magic ruining everyone's holiday. This week however, we get one cute shark WHO KEEPS THE HAT ON FOR MORE THAN ONE SCENE (take notes Elves...).  Listen in to see what our favorite kill was, what we think Grandpa REALLY did on the side, and if this makes the cut for our background noise on the big day itself.

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The 3rd Reich takes over the 12 days of Christmas with 1 inbred virgin, 1 homicidal (but sweet?)elf, and 1 mall Santa with undiagnosed emphysema. Is it enough to add up to a 3 out of 3 would watch again? LISTEN TO THE EPISODE AND TELL US TOUGH GUY

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Have you ever lied about your boyfriend being your brother to manipulate an ex con into hitting a tiny casino for Christmas? Well they try to make this Ben "AFlick" film a thriller when this is very clearly a  D flick.... with the only dick you'll see being Ben's face

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Michael Jai White is just trying to run a mime fight school when Tommy B's Boys decide to ruin the fun. Can MJW save this low budget film from the same fate as the other stream picks this month? CAN MJW JUST BE BATMAN ALREADY? YOU LET THE SPARKLEMAN , NOW LET SPAWN!

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On this episode Casey and Lorenzo get into shenanigans, Dave argues that Debra should lose her house, and Jay stands behind some messy drama with Ten Toes Down (2).

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Jay compares this to Neil Breen classics, Casey predicts when this was recorded based on outfits, and Dave hypothesizes about the wardrobe and BYO Crocs. 

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What do you get when you have 5 mall cops, a rainy runaway and a Ben Kinsley cult? If you ask Jay, he'll say an excuse for Antonio Banderas to wear a beard, rrrrrrrrrrreow

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