Shitty Cinema

It's a new month and a new facial hair look for Colin Farrel! This week the roulette wheel of fate gave us a grey washed action flick, with a grey goose soaked lead. Come for the Colin Farrel mustache talk, stay for our fear of John Malkovich 🤷‍♀️

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David Carradine prances around the desert like a dusty rave bunny while stoking a gang war all to save a woman who has burlap friction burns on her most private parts. Come for... the dust? Stay for the high art that is the theatrical poster of this film!

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A classic Greek tale parsed through Hollywood and then Shitty Cinema. Turns out we have a lot of thoughts about Liam Neeson's Zeus, Jay gets worked about how how un-shitty the Greek Gods are, Dave has strong feelings about making out while covered in blood, and Casey praises a child on purpose?!

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Would you put a Tony Soprano in an old timey movie? Would you go zip-lining with Ron Perlman? Should Burt Reynolds be on a full size horse or would it be safer to assign a Shetland Pony? With high fantasy anything is possible.

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Kicking High Fantasy off this month is an anime brought to the silver screen starring a jarring set of eyes, Dante Basco, and one too many Penn brother's for Casey's taste.

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How many boys will Monica's milkshake bring to the yard? Would you let Clive Owen be your doula or just your father figure? Leave with more questions than answers this week!

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This week we keep blasting through to another guntastic classic with One Upon A Time In Mexico, where Jay and Dave debate is this a bad movie while desperately avoiding Casey's córner.

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Dave discovers men will unlock an organ before getting therapy, Jay is just BEGGING to get kidnapped in a pharmacy, and figure out if this film is all we ever WANTED!

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Pow pow! We're  starting season 8 with a bang! This week Casey cheats by bringing her favorite Christian Bale anti reading film, but fear not,  it is far worse than we all remembered.

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Casey takes her maiden voyage on the Tremors train as we pull into the last stop of the season. Can a straight to VHS sequel bring us to a unanimous verdict for the last time this year? Can you legally blow up crustaceans in Mexico?

Shitty Cinema will be off for the month of August but will be returning in September with Season 8!

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