Shitty Cinema

In classic anime style, a group of teens seem to span the ages of 11 to 42, and there's nary an adult in sight. Honestly, I question if that child is even a doctor.

Why does Japan insist on traumatizing us with their child trauma?!

Do you even have a degree in Girlology?

We try to figure out whether we are more upset about the seventeen plots this movie tried to pull off, Martin Lawrence's over the top acting, or the movie's idea about how to clean air ducts (hint: it's probably the air duct cleaning). 

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Maybe people wouldn't dread school reunions if they always featured Dwayne's Rock Johnson? We know we'd be hitting one every weekend!

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Steven Seagal is: Incoherently rambling for 1 hour and 39 minutes, when he should have let his forearms do the talking.

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This film is why you should always say no to going to a friends improv class with them. Shame on you Bruce. SHAME.

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If you CAN handle the kids in this film, then you SHOULDN'T be around kids.

Roger Moore is our favorite Spice Girl! Britain's William Shatner spices up this self aware look into the spice circus.

Back when kids were free range and you thought you wanted a power glove, ride this free hit of nostalgia! Musty basement smell candle is in the mail!