Hard Target educates us on New Orleans open intox rules: see something, smash something! Just watch out for all of the slow motion birds!

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Kicking off (yas puns) the best month of the year is our favorite over cast and underrated video game film starring SC darling JCVD. Can Casey keep it together? Important listen for Etsy shop owners, we have needs not being met!

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Did you ever consider that maybe, JUST MAYBE if you were as drunk as Bob Hoskins in this film you might think it was good? No, because you were just thinking about yourself. And your liver.

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Marky Mark has a funk in his bunch and refuses to take his shirt off.

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It's aliens vs. sailors in this action adventure that won't leave you SORRY that you sunk my BATTLESHIP. Do you get it? Huh?

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Juice finds out that funnels are tools not just for buttchugging, Casey sends Jay to Dacascos conversion therapy, and Dave is obsessed with the villain. Classic Shitty Cinema.

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Find out if this wire fu video game adaptation lives up to the source material, the jiggle physics, and most importantly, would we watch it again?

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What happens when you take 3 out of 4 members of En Vouge and get them back together for a holiday concert? Nothing. Absolutely nothing, like cinematic Flexiril.

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In what feels a bit like a German sex doll commercial (we see you David Hasslehoff), Sabrina the Teenage Witch tries to seal the deal with the oldest and most wooden of the Camden kids from 7th Heaven.

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In an attempt to be meta, Lifetime instead makes a burn book of holiday cringe that causes very real pain for all of us.

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