It's aliens vs. sailors in this action adventure that won't leave you SORRY that you sunk my BATTLESHIP. Do you get it? Huh?

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Juice finds out that funnels are tools not just for buttchugging, Casey sends Jay to Dacascos conversion therapy, and Dave is obsessed with the villain. Classic Shitty Cinema.

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Find out if this wire fu video game adaptation lives up to the source material, the jiggle physics, and most importantly, would we watch it again?

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What happens when you take 3 out of 4 members of En Vouge and get them back together for a holiday concert? Nothing. Absolutely nothing, like cinematic Flexiril.

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In what feels a bit like a German sex doll commercial (we see you David Hasslehoff), Sabrina the Teenage Witch tries to seal the deal with the oldest and most wooden of the Camden kids from 7th Heaven.

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In an attempt to be meta, Lifetime instead makes a burn book of holiday cringe that causes very real pain for all of us.

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Mrs. Claus escapes to Las Vegas to muck up a child's Christmas wish by trying to organize a holiday bang bus for her mom. God I wish I was making that up.

What would you get if you crossed Code Red Mountain Dew and a camera? This Vin Diesel master class of being a gen x edgelord, that's what!

While this is billed as a spy film, we can't help but wonder if this is really more of a peeping tom motion picture. While Cosby creeps us out, the Oracle (yes, THAT oracle) kills it!

Special guest Chase sits in for Juice while we ponder life's big questions: who shaved Kristen Stewart, the number of Kegels you would have to perform to keep a tampon in when punched by Ronda Rousey, and would Casey buy a bullet proof granny bra?