Shitty Cinema

For those of you who would want to make a Nascar race slightly demonic and very horny, look no further than this Nick Cage disasterpiece!

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Hell hath no fury like 4 Stillers in one film, one Gilbert Gottfried playing Hitler and the thought of child hitchhikers! Yikes!

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This film adaptation of what look and sound like dime store super villains leaves the gang wondering what exactly is in Abe Sapien's kindle.

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The gang wonders if there is any videogame movie The Rock wouldn't improve, who really is the bad guy in all of this, and why didn't they film the whole movie fps?

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Throw out your pillow, you won't be sleeping on this classic anymore! The gang is blown away by this Van Damme twin mix 'em up, with a twist of bath house etiquette.

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This weird American adaptation of Doctor Who raises more questions than it answers, but then again, when have you ever seen David Tennant do the splits? We'll wait....

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Hard Target educates us on New Orleans open intox rules: see something, smash something! Just watch out for all of the slow motion birds!

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Kicking off (yas puns) the best month of the year is our favorite over cast and underrated video game film starring SC darling JCVD. Can Casey keep it together? Important listen for Etsy shop owners, we have needs not being met!

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Did you ever consider that maybe, JUST MAYBE if you were as drunk as Bob Hoskins in this film you might think it was good? No, because you were just thinking about yourself. And your liver.

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Marky Mark has a funk in his bunch and refuses to take his shirt off.

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