One part heist, one part farce, one part music video, one part... oh hell who cares, this is a slow motion train wreck with a fedora on.

If you ask me, based on the visual horror that is the CGI in this film, I would have rated this film R!

Legend has it that that there is a plot somewhere between the gratuitous nudity, but you have to look really HARD.

Bazookas, blow up dolls, and babes. I know what you're thinking, the only thing that could round this out is a contaminated cancer snake exploding out of the toilet!

Is this a parody? Is this serious? Do you think people with gym bodies are more likely to be killers?

The laws of god, nature, and decomposition need not apply in this unholy sequel no one asked for!

What could nullify the sexiness of 5 Playboy playmates, Erik Estrada, and a bunch of cool gadgets? If you answered 3 Mr. Miyagi sex scenes... then you'd be oddly specific and correct!

What do you get when you cross an opium addicted master, a pervy student, and two bad ass sisters? A kick ass kung fu film if you can over look a little ghostly molestation!

Monkey the Man learns monkey kung fu from a man with a pet monkey until Monkey the Man becomes the pet monkey when Monkey see, Monkey do!

Imagine a future where everything is a warehouse and the only hope for man kind is an evil femme-bot, Bolo Yeung, and the Tae Bo guy... think you can hack it?