Shitty Cinema

A very special episode featuring a very special guest, Ashley. We ask ourselves, would our mothers be attracted to David Hasselhoff?

Thish week we shee the film that made shir Shean Connery quit hish day job.

Will this seminal (intended) film get 4 votes for watching it again, or will it be three on one (also intended, duh)?

What was intended to be a lighthearted film ended up dividing a cinema on a highly sensitive subject... Canals: gross or disgusting?

John Travolta rope-a-dopes some nuclear warheads from the government and then rope-a-dopes Christian Slater until Christian slater rope-a-dopes John by rope-a-doping a nuclear warhead into John's sternum. Rope-a-dope.

This mean girls rendition of the flash reminds us why blood is thicker than water, and protein shakes are thicker than blood! Yum!

Adam Sandler places race roulette and we all lose. He should have kept his Louisiana receipt!

This unholy peanut butter and pickle sandwich of a film begs for you to take the tiniest taste... throw in some 007 and the Avatar we'll bite!

Thanos mumbles his way through this supernatural western making us wonder two things: What the hell is he saying and how much money does John Malkovich owe on back taxes?

For our 100th episode we watch one of the all-time-great bad movies, The Room. Grab a spoon and mix together some scotch and vodka while we argue over exactly where our hero is from.