Shitty Cinema

Comin at Ya is in 3D, and there are three D's on this episode. Coincidence? I think not!

What's better than one MacGyver? How about two, but one of them is an elderly USSR defector? You don't want that? We didn't either, but this is what Jay brought this week on Shitty Cinema!

Dave nerds out so hard in this episode that he might start a Stargate podcast. Please help us stage an intervention.

Michelle Yeoh can be the captain of our ship anytime, even if she's evil! Also this week we learned to never get high with Clint Howard

Remember the lovable TGIF series? It's kind of the same thing, only if it turned 16, started listening to Black Veil Brides, and hated you for no reason.

M. Night Shyamalan's ultimate plot twist: take a beloved anime known for its well developed characters and refuse to develop them! Brilliant!

One part heist, one part farce, one part music video, one part... oh hell who cares, this is a slow motion train wreck with a fedora on.

If you ask me, based on the visual horror that is the CGI in this film, I would have rated this film R!

Legend has it that that there is a plot somewhere between the gratuitous nudity, but you have to look really HARD.

Bazookas, blow up dolls, and babes. I know what you're thinking, the only thing that could round this out is a contaminated cancer snake exploding out of the toilet!