1.) Never have children, their consumerism will kill you around the holidays. 2.) Never shower with Phil Hartman in your home.

Bill Goldberg punishes everyone you ever wish you could at Christmas. Except for the rednecks. If zombies have taught us anything, it is rednecks are impervious.

Can Mike the Miz be a ho ho ho? Could there BE a more suggestive job title other than rear admiral? Find out this week!

Hulk Hogan goes from millionaire to love and care in this strange classic. Trigger warning: the Pizza Hut kid is in the film.

Gingers, Twinks, and Drug Smuggling, OH MY!

Dave had one job.... come for the clowns get loaded into cannons, stay for the ending that the Usual Suspects should have had!

Millennials are responsible for ruining these industries (number 5 will shock you!) Listen in on the gang lampooning an MTV mob movie!

Casey dissects bank robbery etiquitte, Dave compares Adrien Brody's face of a stealth bomber, and the gang argues who Brody lost his virginity to: Toothpaste or Toothpicks.

Finally! A film where no one is trying to bang the dog (except the other dog)! It's basically the movie Taken, but with cute talking dogs.

As the third talking animal movie in a row we've watched, we've learned one thing... People really want to have sex with anthropomorphic animals