Shitty Cinema

Will we ever get sick of watching Tim Cruise run? Is this Russell Crow's cry for help? And why don't we incarcerate more people with mercury?

Dave puts to bed the old argument, who looks better naked: Olivia Munn or Arnold Schwarzenegger? (no spoilers!)

This week we learn a few things like all kaiju bodies are beautiful, you're never too young to find out your mom's an eco-terrorist, and the sea of Japan couldn't satiate Casey's thirst for Ken Watanabe.

Listen, we would really love to tell you about this film, but a psychic space moth just sprinkled LSD everywhere, so we'll be in the corner licking the wall instead.

How does the Kmart knockoff version of Pacific Rim compare to the original? How drunk do you have to be to drive a robot? And was this movie your last attempt before succumbing to adult acting?

That one guy from Star Wars (no, the other one) and Charlie Day battle it out mechs versus monsters, leaving us to ask ourselves: where's the drunk guy in a rubber suit?

This week it took a special guest to help us figure out what the hell we just watched, and convince us that Satan baby can't hurt you in real life!

Two Van Dammes, one Cinema! The gang asks the age old question: who did it better, Van Damme or Lohan?

We'd love to tell you all about Kill em All, but it would be a HIPPA violation. So break a few "laws" this week with Shitty Cinema!

The boys try to convice Casey there's a difference between a security guard and a firemarshall, and the cinema reignites the gangs love for Powers Booth.