Shitty Cinema

Is this a parody? Is this serious? Do you think people with gym bodies are more likely to be killers?

The laws of god, nature, and decomposition need not apply in this unholy sequel no one asked for!

What could nullify the sexiness of 5 Playboy playmates, Erik Estrada, and a bunch of cool gadgets? If you answered 3 Mr. Miyagi sex scenes... then you'd be oddly specific and correct!

What do you get when you cross an opium addicted master, a pervy student, and two bad ass sisters? A kick ass kung fu film if you can over look a little ghostly molestation!

Monkey the Man learns monkey kung fu from a man with a pet monkey until Monkey the Man becomes the pet monkey when Monkey see, Monkey do!

Imagine a future where everything is a warehouse and the only hope for man kind is an evil femme-bot, Bolo Yeung, and the Tae Bo guy... think you can hack it?

The Gang joins Juice for his maiden voyage of a Shitty Cinema classic, and ask the tough questions like: three boobs or one big middle one?

What do you get when you combine a fake blind woman, lots of jug wine, a dwarf with a blowgun, a cross-eyed kung fu witch, and cats? We try to figure that out on this episode!

This abomination finds unique ways to terrify each member of the gang, and trust me, you'll never look at Sir Ian McKellen the same again.

Some would argue the shadow of Will Smith's wang is the best part of the film... and some would argue otherwise and be wrong.