This week it took a special guest to help us figure out what the hell we just watched, and convince us that Satan baby can't hurt you in real life!

Two Van Dammes, one Cinema! The gang asks the age old question: who did it better, Van Damme or Lohan?

We'd love to tell you all about Kill em All, but it would be a HIPPA violation. So break a few "laws" this week with Shitty Cinema!

The boys try to convice Casey there's a difference between a security guard and a firemarshall, and the cinema reignites the gangs love for Powers Booth.

What's better than an abusive hermit teaching you how to fight? Contributing to deforestation by kicking down trees!

Thick thighs make the cinema rise! This sweeping epic gets sand in all the right places, and The Rock serves looks.

Dave makes us watch a Scientology commercial for 2 hours, and John Travolta doesn't. even. dance. Is he the pigeon hat bandit?

Before he was Captain America, Chris Evans stars in the strange tale about sniffers, pushers, and screamers. I swear it's not as dirty as it sounds.

Can a young Jack Black save this film, or is Shitty Cinema doomed to stare into Jason Biggs lifeless eyes the whole time?

Michael Keaton goes from being an orphan (Batman) to making his son one in this jolly (?) Christmas classic. The gang also learns about Juice's porn search skills.