craving a grand slam, forced to eat off the children's menu. the plight of me at denny's.

starring a rag-tag crew of minorities JK Rowling wants to tweet about

When everyone else is napping, someone's gotta do the dirty work.

how am I supposed to celebrate my sons 12th birthday if hooters is out of business?

welcome to fear factor: engagement edition. if your girl wants a ring, she's gotta eat 30 spiders.

everyone's talking about the plane crashes, but what about the most important one?

I love nothing more than going into an abandoned house, stealing a bunch of copper wire, and just gnawin' down on it.

if we did any joke from the 36th season of the simpsons, only a few, single, 37 year old men would know that we stole it. to be fair, there may only be a single 37 year old man that listens to this.

the holiday special: "dong talk". there are non-dong moments as well, which means there's something for everyone.

kermit's got a PAWG and this next episode of the muppet show is TV-MA, whatchu gonna do about it