he's going to make another car show please stop him please

the gym is a safe haven for the youth of america to say what they please

A hopeful artist, forced to watch happy families come in every day. Crying in the darkroom. My only solace is putting cigarettes out on the back of my apprentice.

a goth, vampiric dad speaking to the dark spirits to help his son catch a fly ball in the outfield

too many cerveza bellies, not enough big boys kissing

if you microwave pee for 19 seconds in a gallon jug, it's a lot of fun

I've gone through the Chinese takeout menu, and "Moo Goo Gai Pan" is by far the funniest name on the list. Probably because a cow also goes "moo".

white culture? yeah, I know a thing or two about that.

RIP Shamu, the original whorca whale