Shrink This! with Lisa Lampanelli

Shrink This! with Lisa Lampanelli

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Shrink This! with Lisa Lampanelli episodes

  • Dead Exes, Live Resentments

    In this episode of “Shrink This!,” Lisa takes a blowtorch to resentment and asks the uncomfortable question no one wants to answer: what are you still mad about—and why? Joined by Nick and video producer Stephanie, Lisa unpacks why clinging to grudges, scorekeeping, and “I’m fine” energy can quietly poison your relationships (and your own nervous system). From journaling burn lists and dead ex‑boyfriends to family drama over necklaces and who pays for dinner, the crew digs into how resentment builds, where it actually comes from, and why saying the hard thing early beats exploding later. If you love to claim you’ve “moved on” while mentally keeping receipts, this episode is here to lovingly call your bluff.

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    53 min
  • The Enneagram: Know Your Type, Change Your Life

    In this episode of “Shrink This,” Lisa drags the Enneagram out of BuzzFeed hell and back into its rightful place: at the top of the list of the most helpful tools for self-awareness. Joined by Nick and a surprise producer swap, she breaks down what your “type” actually means—and why using it as an excuse to be unbearable is a cop-out. Discussing every type from  flaky 7s to bossy 8s and conflict-avoiding 9s, Lisa shows how every personality has red flags, growth paths, and zero permission to stay stuck. If you’ve ever said, “That’s just how I am,” this episode is your wake-up call.

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    49 min
  • Just the Tip Please: Starting Therapy

    In this episode, Lisa sits down with Broadway performer and fellow chaos gremlin Chris O’Neill to talk about what happens when the loud, funny guy finally walks into therapy—and immediately starts crying. They unpack ADHD, people-pleasing, control issues, and why being “the fun one” is often just a coping mechanism in a clown nose and floppy shoes. From emotional dumps to re-parenting your inner child, this is a brutally honest, surprisingly tender conversation about what actually changes when you stop dodging your feelings and let someone help.

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    1 hr 1 min
  • Season 2: Back and Still Whack

    It’s finally here! After months of waiting, the trio is together again, and “Shrink This” is back for Season 2! Celia returns with an update after last season’s “Fixing Celia” cliffhanger, Nick remains proudly unfixable, and Lisa spirals over discovering her future gravestone is way bigger than she anticipated — which somehow becomes a surprisingly emotional lesson about shame.
    What starts as jokes turns into a conversation about outgrowing your family, feeling weird for doing “better” than your parents, and the quiet fear that success makes you ungrateful or disloyal. Add in listener letters from people who feel like disappointments, black sheep, and underachievers, and suddenly everyone’s unpacking the same thing: you’re not broken — you’re just growing.

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    1 hr 1 min
  • Teeny Meanie Bonus Clip: Holiday Breaking Point

    In this holiday Teeny Meanie, Lisa, Nick, and Celia give listeners permission to stop forcing joy, togetherness, and overcommitment just because it’s December. From skipping plans to ignoring guilt and doing only what actually feels good, the crew reminds you that rest counts, boundaries matter, and forced merriment helps no one. A messy, honest send-off before the show takes a well-earned holiday break.

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    22 min
  • Teeny Meanie Bonus Clip: Too Soon!

    In this mini-episode, Lisa, Nick, and Celia unpack the difference between joking about your pain and hiding inside it. When self-deprecation turns into self-destruction, and humor becomes a shield instead of a tool, it might be time to pause the punchlines. A sharp, honest look at when comedy heals—and when it just keeps the wound open.

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    18 min
  • Teeny Meanie Bonus Clip: Breathe First, Burden Later

    In this mini-episode, Lisa, Nick, and Celia revisit the eternal question: Should you call a friend, or should you try to calm the f* down first? From having panic attacks in Verizon stores to rage-recording voice memos, the gang talks about self-soothing BEFORE you become someone else’s problem. The trio chats about codependency, coping skills, and the occasional tree-touching — all delivered with Lisa’s trademark “tenderness”.

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    18 min
  • Teeny Meanie Bonus Clip: Who's Your Bestie, B*tch?

    In this mini-episode of the pod, Lisa, Nick, and Celia break down why the whole “who’s my best friend?” panic is just insecurity in a wig - or in Nick’s case, a toupee! From rotating BFFs daily to worrying a meme means “OMG, she thinks we’re soulmates,” the crew digs into why grown adults cling to labels instead of connection. If you’re treating friendship like The Bachelor, maybe the problem isn’t your friends… it’s you.

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    18 min
  • Teeny Meanie Bonus Clip: Grow Up or Get Lost!

    In this mini-episode of the pod, Lisa, Nick, and Celia revisit traditions from frat-boy ski trips to Blackout Wednesdays to all the guys and gals who refuse to grow up. They talk sober friends, gluten-free buzzkills, and Celia’s nosey therapist, and Lisa proves that, if your traditions never evolve, maybe you’re the problem.

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    19 min
  • Teeny Meanie Bonus Clip: Add to Cart — NOT!!

    In this mini-episode of the pod, Lisa, Nick, and Celia unpack why buying sweaters, degrees, and denim skirts won’t fill the void inside you. From Instagram impulse buys to Harvard egos, the gang proves you can’t fill a God-shaped hole with overnight shipping.

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    15 min

About Shrink This! with Lisa Lampanelli

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Lisa Lampanelli is back… and she’s got opinions. Comedy's former Queen of Mean may not be a licensed therapist, but that’s never stopped her from dishing out advice. So, after years of roasting celebs (and herself), the retired insult comic has decided it's time for her to help you shrink your problems, roast your bad decisions, and help you get your act together.

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