Shut Up Simon

If you're ever in Italy, pack a pair of Jordans. This week I tell ya'll about the time I got chased by Italian Cops, almost got robbed, and was saved by a man with no arms or legs. Shoutout to my sister for being the live(virtual) audience of 1.
Somebody hit up "The Moth"

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Comedian Reg Thomas pulls up to the stu for a very entertaining and even more insightful conversation.
Now if you not familiar w/ my boy Reg Thomas, you really lame as hell. He's been seen him on Buzzfeed, Complex, Comedy Central, the brother toured with Insecure's own, Amanda Seales.
He hosts a bicoastal stand-up comedy show called, "Productively Stoned," with the hilarious Jordan Rock.

We got drunk, we talked more sh*t like two old heads in a barbershop.  We cracked jokes, & dropped more gems than a one-armed jewel thief.

Who got a bigger bag, Russell Wilson or Future?
Is requiring your writing staff to be all black racist?
Is the reign of Wyclef Jean over?

If you at work, put your headphones in, if you at your baby momma's turn it up. The conversation is raw and unapologetic.

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Expectations are a proven mood killer. Any & every mood will be made worse by expecting anything. If you want to experience any sort of joy & happiness, don't expect a goddamn thing.

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If you'd like to sell something on the podcast, hit me up. @[email protected]

Simon cut his locs off after 3 years of his hair doing its' thing. Is he depressed? Whatever the case, nobody really cares. 

Welcome to Season 2.

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https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/shut-up-simon/id1509884062#episodeGuid=Buzzsprout-7643554

https://open.spotify.com/show/4bilt5MYhEHNqTxzYSD0R7

Simon returns for Season 2, January 25th, 2021.
Having expectations for anything is stupid, inclusion is destructive, and the pursuit of happiness only ends in the opposite.

This season Simon playfully and critically discusses the hypocrisy and contradictions in our everyday lives. 

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Congratulations. We made it.
Despite the BS, we're here. Let's hug & kiss cuz we're gonna need all the love we can get in this year coming up.

Happy New Year - Simon U.

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Today is the day.  12/21/2020.
If you black, it's our day of transcendence into our new native land, I'm going to assume is Wakanda. Maybe this why we haven't gotten reparations, b/c they knew this entire thing was going down. Maybe. Maybe not. 

In Other News:

• Don't discount your own experience and lose yourself in the lessons learned from the experience of others. - Ya Boi.

Also, Happy Crimuh.
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Black people can thank racism for being excluded from the opioid crisis.
& What TF is happening to us on December 21st?

For the past several weeks, every episode has just been me & you. Sex therapists says2 in order for any relationship to work, the parties involved have to keep the loving spicy & interesting. So that's what I did this week. I made it spicy and interesting.

I invited business homie and fellow zoo enthusiasts to the show to shed some insight on a number of things. Rony has owned a number of successful businesses, so he might know a lil' something.

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If you pull up on a punk bitch with cold, hard, cash money, the only credit you need is your name mentioned when the punk bitch tells the story about the G that pulled up & dumped 50K on his head. This week, join Simon for this rare financial discussion about how credit will have you going out sad for real.

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