Self-reflection is hard because it reveals what we don't want to admit, that we're the reason our lives are messed up.

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As if anyone cares, Simon tells the story of how he ended up in Brooklyn, NY. Yeah NYC is a piece of shit, but there is some magic in the air here for sure.

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I bet you won't tell your coworker what your last paycheck looked like.
Why are black women so secretive about their age? Flex that fountain of youth one time.

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We're all guilty of complaining, but nobody ever makes you feel bad about venting. Fuck those venters.

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Do you ever think that maybe the wild may be too wild for some wild animals? Why do you think humans started living in buildings?

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It's the very first episode. That's all I'm going to say.
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