Shut Up Simon

Happy Holidays y'all.
Regardless of what you celebrating, it's still a celebration. If you can, be with your fam, your friends, if you vegan, ain't nobody judging you if you eat a lil' turkey & mac & cheese.
Here at Shut Up Simon, I am more than thankful for the listens, the shares, the comments, & the critiques.
Wishing all of you a safe and enjoyed holiday season.

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I'll say it again, we are all functioning egomaniacs. Making our whole world revolve around us, when the truth is, we have very little to do with most of the shit that happens to us. But if we all acted like the person in the group project who is confident in his own skill & knows regardless of what these lames do on this project, my part gonna be A-1, we'll be fine.

In short, quit taking it all so personally. It's barely about you anyway.

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You ever just shut the f*ck up and let somebody else talk? Like completely?
It's so ironic that each generation is convinced that it is smarter and more capable of eutopia than the previous generation. How close do we seem to that truth?

The ego is the enemy. Our own belief in ourselves can be delusional and keep us disconnected from reality and obtaining the necessary information to maximize our potential.

s/o to Ryan Holiday

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This week Simon is talking 'KINK SHAMING.' How productive is none of it?

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Look, I get it. Sh*t is bad, but that doesn't mean it's over. What we do right now is going to be what sets us up for when things change, and they will change. Sure, we may be on the brink of a civil, race war, plague, global explosion, apocalypse, but shit, you think Harriet Tubman was all smiles?

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(If you can guess that acronym I’ll pay for your next uber eats meal, but only if it’s sushi)

Took a break, but ain't nothing broken. "Shut Up Simon" has done some soul searching and realized the people don't want to hear someone they don't know have conversations with other people you don't know. Go figure.

We made a few changes to make the show more enjoyable and efficient. Most importantly, we've made the show easier for our host/producer/editor, Simon to manage(since he is the only one that manages the show).

Instead of sitting through an hour(+) long conversation, Simon is going to save you the trouble and just share all of the best parts of the conversations he has w/ his dope ass homies and other dope ass people who he may not be homies w/.

Let this episode be teaser without any skin to skin contact.

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We 20 episodes deep!!!!
Should pilots have guns on board?
Why do white kids shoot up schools?
We don't answer these questions, but me & my guest, comedian Rallo Boykins touch on these topics just enough to make fun of them.

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I'm working on vacation so I don't have much to say this week. In short, there's still time to complete the mission.

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The eternal search for self has gotten us nowhere. But it seems to be in our destiny to never learn our lesson. This episode Simon gets on ya'll ass for this obsessesion with identity.

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This week Simon sits down with Bedstuy's own Khidr Joseph. Khidr is a multi-disciplinary artist who epitomizes the concept of, D.I.Y. He's a starting five by himself in whatever the project is. Listen as they dissect some of his work, his attitude towards the reception, and how it's probably in the best interest of the artists, to abolish galleries.

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