Shut Yer Five Hole Hockey Talk

By Meg and Piper

Serious sports analysts Meg and Piper dive into the heart of hockey, sharing feelings-based commentary and discussing the latest in hockey news! Spoiler: they're not serious, nor are they sports analy... more

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How many episodes does Shut Yer Five Hole Hockey Talk have?

The podcast currently has 40 episodes available.

Shut Yer Five Hole Hockey Talk episodes:

November 30, 2017 Skjei
Piper gets on her soapbox about negativity in the media and hockey players as... real people? We do that hockey with Chance the Rapper's SNL sketch, Professor Piper gives us the 411 on the Blues, and there's a quiz about some obscure league called the ECHL.
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32min
November 16, 2017 Choulette is Born
Are you sick of hearing about that crazy Duchene trade yet? Yes? Well too bad, because buckle up for Meg & Piper opinions. Then we meet infant baby Chu-Ouellette, weigh in on our heated "hockey fights" debate, and welcome a special guest on the show! Diva is visiting to share her deep well of knowledge on Evgeni Malkin, & very important hot takes on women's hockey!
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38min
November 02, 2017 Spooky Porn
It's our spooky Halloween episode, airing on November 2nd! Close enough. We talk spooky NHL costumes, the spooky Mexican Hockey League, the Arizona Coyotes finally winning a spooky game, and spooky bromance! It's spooooky.
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33min
October 19, 2017 Hat Tracks
Record-breaking hat tricks! Marc-Andre McFlurry and the Vegas Kinda-Winning-Right-Now-I-Guess! The villainous KHL Red Army! Mascot abs! Meg and Piper are here to bring you everything you could possibly want from the second episode of the second season.
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25min
October 05, 2017 Double Sin Bin
We're back for the regular season! We warm up with a quiz, share what we missed the most about hockey, and make carefully researched predictions about the 2017-18 season.
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30min
August 10, 2017 What About My Boner
Join Meg and Piper in the dead of summer for their thoughts on hockey weddings, the Carolina Hurricanes, the ESPN Body Issue, and body shots. With bonus mini-game!
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35min
June 29, 2017 Not Good Languagers
It's our first off season episode! We talk the NHL Awards, Vegas Golden Knights expansion draft, and ask: why are hockey players so bad at acting like real life human beings?
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17min
June 15, 2017 Season 1 Finale
Your hosts talk the Stanley Cup, give thanks for a truly fruitful season, and hit you with all the deets for Shut Yer Five Hole's off-season and beyond! (Is that what the kids say? "Hit you up"? "Deets"??)
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14min
June 08, 2017 Playoffs Mini Round 8
Tune in for the penultimate episode of season 1 with Piper and Meg! We talk Nashville decibel level conspiracies; the Stanley Cup Final and how we hope it all wraps up; and last but not least, we tackle a very controversial subject: would we get our grubby hands up on that Stanley Cup if given the chance?
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16min
June 01, 2017 Playoffs Mini Round 7
Your hosts bring their expert hockey analysis to the Stanley Cup Finals! We talk shots on goal, Rinne's save percentages, Corsi, and-- just kidding, we mostly just try to figure out what kind of sea creature we'd put down our pants if we had the chance. (But also hockey stuff, don't worry!)
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15min

FAQs about Shut Yer Five Hole Hockey Talk:

How many episodes does Shut Yer Five Hole Hockey Talk have?

The podcast currently has 40 episodes available.