Welcome to the Newfoundland Special! This week Meg and Piper sat down in St. John's to drink Iceberg beer and talk weird Newfoundland traditions, embarrassing AHL antics, and the All-Star Game. But that's not all. For the first time ever, we welcome a real life hockey player to Shut Yer Five Hole! 

Your hosts discuss all things esoteric in this week's episode. Meg dismantles the web of conspiracy surrounding Alex Ovechkin, Piper uncovers the missing link between goalies and the Spanish Inquisition, and we ask the pressing question: are Bostonians really just bears in trench coats?

It is the year of our Lord 2017 and the Columbus Blue Jackets are in the midst of an ominous winning streak. Is this the end of days? Did the team cast a dark spell of some kind? Are they just THAT good? Join us on this quest for answers as we discuss the CBJ, the shockingly petty New York Islanders, predictions for the 2017 Stanley Cup finals, and more!

Join Piper and Meg by the crackling yule log as we wrap up the year in our last episode of 2016. We review our fave NHL holiday videos, hand out coal to bad hockey boys, and share our faves and least faves of hockey in 2016!

Meg and Piper chat about the Vegas Golden Knights and the upcoming 2017 All-Star Hockey Butt Spectacular... I mean Game. We also give voice to our inner professional actors in a dramatic re-enactment, and use our hockey expertise to shed light on yet another mystery of the universe: the Florida Panthers.

It's our Thanksgiving episode! The world outside is frightful, but the hockey is so delightful. We talk team charities, inspiring underdog stories, the secret lives of mascots, and more! So curl up by the fire, sip on some cocoa, and settle in for a little slice of joy pie with Meg and Piper.

This week, we discuss the ultimate in adorable hockey non-rivalries: Connor McDavid vs Auston Matthews. Meg shares some health and wellness wisdom for hockey fans, and Piper asks: wtf is a flamingo? We also shamelessly rate hockey players based on facial hair, and tackle a pressing concern: does time spent in the sin bin make a hockey player statistically sexier? Science!

What is the lucky butt? Who are the Winnipeg Jets? Is Meg still feuding with the Oilers? How is Piper's fantasy hockey sadness, I mean team, doing? Who in their right mind would bench Auston Matthews for his debut NHL game? What is the best hockey movie and why? These questions and more are answered in this week's episode! Tune in!

In this week's down and dirty episode, Meg and Piper tackle sexy hockey topics, including: bromance (on and off the ice); how to score a hockey boyfriend; and a sure to be classic segment, Hockey Hotties. Professor Piper makes a guest appearance to teach us all a lil' thing or two about how leagues work, and Meg is unwillingly subjected to a pop quiz.

Welcome to the 2016-17 preseason! In this Shut Yer Five Hole pilot episode, your hosts Meg and Piper give you a glimpse into our shameful pasts as we share our hockey origin stories. We also discuss Milan Lucic's adopted son Connor McDavid, annoying new kid on the block Las Vegas, the tragic passing of Team North America, and other very important hockey news items. We've also crunched the numbers and bring you exclusive predictions for the 2016-17 season.