To Hades with medical professionals, Dee and Lance think excessive alcohol consumption is relative. Probably not a good idea to go camping with a psychotic ex. White trash brotherly love in Peoria, AZ. Phone calls.

Dee and Lance complain that the young folks don't understand the true purpose of the internet. Drunk driving vomit death in Indiana. Severed finger rave in the UK. Phone calls.

Dee and Lance want Americans to stop pretending to like the World Cup. Aunt's catfish prank does not go as planned. Hey buddy you're on candid poopcam. Phone calls.

Dee and guest host Joe Kelly chat with Jeopardy villain Arthur Chu and Pick Up Artist Vince Kelvin about Elliot Rodger and puahate groups. My Two Cents with Cremator and Digestor from Ghoul.

Follow Arthur on Twitter: https://twitter.com/arthur_affect

Vince Kelvin's site: http://www.seductioncoaching.com/

Buy Ghoul records here: http://www.creepsylvania.com/

Who cares if driverless vehicles are safer? Dee and Lance want to know if you can drink beer in the backseat. Creepy old pervert in Michigan. Creepy young pervert in Iowa. Phone calls.

Dee and Lance would join the mile high club with Monica Lewinsky. Japanese pervert cab driver. Hobo sex on a church lawn in Utah. Phone calls.

Dee and Lance chat with Joe Kelly about his near threesome experience with porn icon Ron Jeremy. Dead cats hanging in a tree in Yonkers. Big Sausage Pizza Abortion. Female callers weigh in on the beard cunnilingus debate.

Follow Joe Kelly on Instagram: http://instagram.com/thejoekelly77

Dee is a bit weirded out that Lance is recording a show with him in the Hollywood SW studio. Eunuch rapper is not affiliated with the Wutang brand. Cannibal brothers in Pakistan. Special guest Ryan Young from Off With Their Heads takes some phone calls.

Check out Ryan's new site and podcast: http://anxiousandangry.com/

Lance Wackerle and documentary film star Dee Simon discuss Women Who Eat on Tubes. Urinating in a coworker's coffee is generally not a good idea. Smart car tipping in San Francisco. Phone calls.

Lance quashes Dee’s dream of joining the Secret Service. Misinterpreted April Fools prank. Subway surfing in the Bronx. Phone calls.