Dee is a bit weirded out that Lance is recording a show with him in the Hollywood SW studio. Eunuch rapper is not affiliated with the Wutang brand. Cannibal brothers in Pakistan. Special guest Ryan Young from Off With Their Heads takes some phone calls.

Check out Ryan's new site and podcast: http://anxiousandangry.com/

Lance Wackerle and documentary film star Dee Simon discuss Women Who Eat on Tubes. Urinating in a coworker's coffee is generally not a good idea. Smart car tipping in San Francisco. Phone calls.

Lance quashes Dee’s dream of joining the Secret Service. Misinterpreted April Fools prank. Subway surfing in the Bronx. Phone calls.

Dee hopes the US and USSR do battle with highly trained dolphin assassins. UK dad lops off his hand with DIY guillotine. Delta senior flyer a bit too frisky with female passenger. Phone calls. Tribute to Gwar’s Oderus Arungus.