Sick Fiction

Surprise bonus episode! In "Many Things About Tomorrow" by Bret Norwood, it's the near future and the world is on "Pandemic 3" when Dawson Watkins leads his family up into the mountains in what he believes to be the End Times. Will it be an armed confrontation with the Sheriff's department or the two demons that have been following him to cause his downfall?

But first, Patrick McGannon, paranormal investigator is on the verge of a cryptological breakthrough!

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In MP051 - "Break," college student Claire's life is disrupted by a sudden psychotic break. As she learns to deal with her new reality, there is one hallucination that stands out from the others, the grizzled old man with the elk antler cane. Matt Cummins brings you paranormal horror of psychiatric decline.

But first, what has Patrick McGannon, paranormal investigator turned preserved head-in-a-jar, been up to while Matt and Bret were on their quest to find Stephen King? Who (or what) is Cassiopeia?

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Music:

"The Zahir (Monster Porn Podcast Theme)" by Bret Norwood

"Spookster" by Wayne Jones (as Patrick McGannon, PI Theme)

"Gloam" and "Saint Doubt" by Bret Norwood

Surprise bonus episode! In "Aliens Exist? The UFO Conspiracy," it is the early 1960's and a man has been changed forever by a UFO sighting. In fact, he's gone full-Mulder and has to know the truth, and now a whistle-blower going by "Sinatra" is trying to tell him the world somehow managed to forget that one of these discs CRASHED at Roswell in 1947! It's nearly too much to believe...until his next terrifying encounter, which reveals the horrible depth of the UFO conspiracy!

But first, Alex Jones and David Icke join Bret for a conspiracy roundtable...Brace yourselves for weird!

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FIFTY episodes, monsterbators! THANK YOU for making this happen! Today, Monster Porn presents the Pastoress with "A God-Shaped Hole" by Bret Norwood.

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"Pastoress: A God-Shaped Hole" continues the Pastoress story that began in episode 12 and continues through episodes 23, 29, 39, and 41! They're all in a playlist on Youtube to make it easy!

But first, the King Quest comes to a conclusion as Matt finds the truth about Stephen King's conspiracy to maintain dominion over the horror genre! If you're lost, the Quest began back in episode 45! But if it's any consolation, we're effin' lost too!

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Good day, monsterbators! Today's episode is a little different. Due to circumstances of the coronavirus, Matt and Bret offer you two stories from isolation. Matt reads "Pass Times," in which an all-American boy born to the wrong era is thrilled to find an ice cream truck, an ice cream truck that is not only also out of its own time, but out of its own world.

Then we need to issue a parental advisory for explicit content for Bret's satirical tale, "The Future Is Boned, or: Why Did the Incel Cross the Road?"

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Today on MP: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast: "Cupid: Bringer of Dreams, Maker of Nightmares" by Bret Norwood! A primordial force re-emerges during a university field trip to the museum, an entity that could humble the Olympian gods, to whom the mightiest men are but toys...Behold the highest horror, a terror beyond the reach of Titans...Cupid.

But first, Bret comes-to in a strange, wet place...in isolation...The King Quest is interrupted, but sometimes the King comes to *you*...The Corn is forever, for him who believes!

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Matt Cummins brings you body horror in today's feature, "The Battle of the Bulge!" Max isn't convinced about his wife Lizzie's desire to have another kid. He also isn't sure about the squat little fertility goddess she's placed on the nightstand and to which the kids have mysteriously decided to start leaving offerings...Warning: this episode is graphic! It starts with homegrown c-cups and ends with a homemade c-section today on Monster Porn!

But first, Matt continues to drag Bret and Puggles on his quest to Stephen King's Maine estate, a saga which began in MP045 and which brings them today to the town of Derry.

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Today on Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast: it's barbarian fantasy with "The Heart Where Once Was a Hole" by Bret Norwood, introducing the barbarian Wroth. In this sword and sorcery fiction, Wroth the barbarian seeks roots in a foreign, civilized country and accepts work from an alluring sorceress...but the work is not what was advertised!

But first, Matt, Bret, and Puggles remain on their road trip quest to investigate a mystery at Stephen King's Maine home. A truck stop along the way hearkens back to something from Night Shift on this maximum overdrive adventure.

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Matt drags Bret and Puggles on a quest to see the King--one Mr. Stephen King--and prove the conspiracy to ruin Matt's career as a horror author! Who is Joe Hill and does he have a belly button? Will they leave Salem's Lot with a used car? All this and the military horror story "For Your Service" by Matt Cummins on today's episode of Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast.

Veteran Alex returns from Iraq and, like many, finds it difficult to settle back into civilian life...The demonic child soldier who stalks him in the shadows and whispers of the worms within the sand doesn't make it any easier...

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Monster Porn presents science fiction (with a dash of horror) in "The Cow in Reverse" by Bret Norwood. A dropship lands on Allworld containing ten dozen listless, serene guests from the star system called "The Rose." As Allworld displays its hospitality for the visitors, and through the search for signs of an alien intelligence among them capable of having built and piloted the ship, it becomes clear that the Roseans did not send themselves. But then...who did, and why?

This is a science fiction story in the spirit of Ursula Le Guin about the unintelligibility of alien cultures, the difference between sentience and sapience, animal cruelty, and factory farming.

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