Sick Fiction

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  • MP043 – “Ghost Cat” (A Weird Wampus Cat of the West) by Bret Norwood
    Monster Porn presents a weird wampus cat of the West in the horror story "Ghost Cat" by Bret Norwood. Brooklyn is about to graduate high school and embark on her adult life, but her father bought a house on the site of a massacre from the Indian Wars, and now there's a peculiar puma pacing along the ridge in the evening...
    "Ghost Cat" transposes the Southern wampus cat to the West, and makes it a little more sinister for this horror story. Please note that the story is intended neither to be a work of history nor a work of anthropology, but a work of entertainment, and it takes liberties with the wampus cat, Western history, and Lakota Sioux tradition.
    Also, today, the hosts get in touch with their horse sides.
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    Thanks for listening and godspeed! Hyah!
    54 min
  • MP042 – “10qt” by Matt Cummins
    Get your tinfoil hats and sex robots ready 'cause we're going to bunker down for doomsday in this post-apocalyptic episode, "10qt" by Matt Cummins. In this sci-fi horror satire, you may notice that the day after tomorrow looks a little like the day before tomorrow.
    If you enjoy Monster Porn, I mean this podcast, make sure you're subscribed and PLEASE leave MP a review on Apple Podcasts. You can also visit the official MP store at MonsterPornPodcast.com/store!
    Check out War & Horses, the new weird West short illustrated novel from Oneshi Press. www.oneshipress.com
    Are you a weird writer--no, I mean, like a *weird* writer? We're still open for bonus episode submissions. See our guidelines at MonsterPornPodcast.com/submissions
    Thanks, monsterbators! See ya in two weeks!
    Music:
    "The Zahir (Monster Porn Podcast Theme)" by Bret Norwood
    "Hostility" by Bret Norwood
    "Dramatic Swarm" by Doug Maxwell
    SFX:
    "Chainsaw" by JFBSAUVE CC-BY
    "Chainsaw Start" by Jedo CC-0
    35 min
  • MP041 – “Pastoress: Midnight Mass” by Bret Norwood
    In "Pastoress: Midnight Mass," Naomi shuns the Pastoress following the tragic ending of "Whosoever Believeth," and the Pastoress goes alone to investigate a quarry when things go sideways. BUT FIRST LET'S SLEIGH SANTA! Welcome to Monster Porn.
    Make sure you're subscribed on your preferred app, and if you love the show be sure to leave MP a review on Apple Podcasts.
    Check out the Monster Porn Store at monsterPornPodcast.com/store where you can find t-shirts, phone cases, stickers, the Moms Love Monster Porn mug, dangerous snakes, a glass of water, and the true meaning of Christmas.
    Merry Christmas, monsterbators!
    1 hr 7 min
  • MP040 – “Sucker” [Weird Sci-fi] by Bret Norwood
    Today, Monster Porn presents...uh, the closest thing to actual monster porn we've possibly run to-date. In the weird sci-fi story, "Sucker" by Bret Norwood, it's like the acclaimed film The Arrival, but it's the smut knock-off of the same.
    Please note, when you listen to this episode, that we're not necessarily saying the mandrake crybabies are *wrong* about Disney Star Wars...
    If you enjoy this interstellar tentacle action, be sure you're subscribed and please leave a review on Apple Podcasts if you have just one minute. It helps us a ton!
    Check out the Monster Porn Store at monsterpornpodcast.com/store!
    We're open for bonus episode submissions! See our guidelines at monsterpornpodcast.com/submissions.
    Follow us on Facebook, Instagram (@monsterPr0n), and Twitter (@monsterPr0n)!
    30 min
  • MPB09 – Creepy Quickie! – “A Text in the Dark” [Horror Short] by Bret Norwood
    With Matt out for Thanksday weekend, Bret goes rogue with the super short horror story "A Text in the Dark." Ever get a text from a wrong number and then get murdered by a creep? I hate it when that happens.
    Thanks for listening, monsterbators! Sorry for announcing my own name four or five times in twelve minutes. I swear I'm not that full of myself. Well, wait, if I wasn't full of myself who would I be full of?!
    If you enjoy horror fiction, weird fiction, bizarro, thrillers, etc. be sure to subscribe to Monster Porn for your fix, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! It only takes a minute and helps us out a great deal!
    Hit up the Monster Porn Store at monsterpornpodcast.com/store.
    Are you a weird writer? We're open for bonus episode submissions! See monsterpornpodcast.com/submissions for details.
    Thanks, and godspeed!
    Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! @monsterPr0n
    Bret's Twitter and Instagram: @bretnorwood
    13 min
  • MP039 – “Pastoress: The Hesychast” by Bret Norwood
    If you had to explain school shootings to an alien, what would you say? Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast presents "Pastoress: the Hesychast" by Bret Norwood. The cassocked killer from beyond the stars returns to face a more terrestrial sort of horror in this Lovecraftian meditation on mass murder.
    Stay tuned, because Pastoress will return soon to continue the story of Naomi's struggle against the darkness of Ota Asenash.
    Meanwhile, returned from Dinosaur Erotica Island, Bret and Matt meet Algore the Barbarian and the Maniaking of a new post-apocalypse Hot Earth.
    If you're a hardcore monsterbator, make sure you're subscribed and be sure to leave Monster Porn a review on Apple Podcasts! It only takes a minute and helps us stay on the charts and recommendations.
    Go despoil the Monster Porn Store at monsterPornPodcast.com/store, where you can find the "Moms Love Monster Porn" mug, the "Godspeed, Strange Cowboy" t-shirt, and other Christmas presents for the inlaws.
    Jesse White's Strange Adventures Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/greendevilproperties/strange-adventures-comic-magazine/description
    Music:
    "The Zahir [Monster Porn theme]" by Bret Norwood
    "Ravens [Pastoress theme]" by Bret Norwood
    "Majestic Hills" by Kevin MacLeod - CC-BY. (http://incompetech.com/)
    41 min
  • MPB08 – BONUS – “Spanglepuss” by Josh Holton
    Today on Monster Porn: Escape from Dinosaur Erotica Island!!
    For our feature, Bret reads "Spanglepuss" by Josh Holton, a cartoon horror romp with everybody's favorite man-cat buddy (that they just met), Spanglepuss, cat o' the dump! If you enjoy weird weird fiction, bizarro, or magical tales of friendship, you'll enjoy this one, monsterbators! With apologies to Josh for replacing all his UK-isms with Americanisms.
    Follow Josh Holton on Twitter: @JHoltonWriter. Learn more about Josh at MonsterPornPodcast.com/collaborbators.
    If you're a weird, weird writer like Josh, Monster Porn is open to submissions. See MonsterPornPodcast.com/submissions. We love weird fiction, cosmic horror, bizarro lit, horror, thrillers, surreal comedy...If it's weird, it's us.
    If you enjoy Monster Porn, make sure you're subscribed on your preferred app and leave Monster Porn a review on Apple Podcasts!
    Monster Porn Store: MonsterPornPodcast.com/store
    Godspeed, monsterbators!
    44 min
  • MP038 – “Excuse Me, but I Need Your Face” [Old Hag / Night Hag Horror] by Matt Cummins
    A father musters the courage to meet the adult daughter he abandoned. He finds she's made a success of her life, but how much does she remember? Does she remember what led to her mother's death? Does she remember her mother's shocking decline? Does she remember the shadow hanging spider-like from the corner of the ceiling? Does she know about the old hag haunting her father, reminding him of his transgressions? Monster Porn presents "Excuse Me, but I Need Your Face" by Matt Cummins.
    If you enjoy Monster Porn, be sure to subscribe and leave a review on Apple Podcasts. It only takes a minute and it helps us out a great deal!
    Check out the official Monster Porn store at MonsterPornPodcast.com/store.
    Did you know the real phenomenon of night terrors, also called sleep paralysis, is traditionally attributed to the old hag? Sleep well tonight!
    Godspeed, monsterbators!
    47 min
  • MP037 – “Hunter’s Moon” [Werewolf Horror] by Bret Norwood
    Happy Halloween week! Today, Monster Porn offers up another serving of werewolf horror in "Hunter's Moon," the sequel to last year's Halloween episode, MP010 - "November Moon." When two teens venture out into the woods to execute a Halloween prank, they encounter a wounded werewolf and learn, firsthand, about a war between ancient entities.
    So grab a buddy, eat him, and enjoy today's werewolf buffet.
    If you cannot stop hearing us in your head even when you are sleeping despite all the psychotropic meds and counseling, be sure to review Monster Porn on Apple Podcasts! It is the only cure!
    Visit the Monster Porn merch store at monsterpornpodcast.com/store.
    Godspeed, monsterbators!
    52 min
  • MP036 – “Invasion of the Slorchers” by Matt Cummins

    This episode brought to you by the People's Republic of China. Thank you, Mr. Secretary General for sponsoring this content.

    Matt Cummins brings you pulp horror just in time for Halloween with "Invasion of the Slorchers," an adolescent battle against sexy plant zombie-vampires. "Invasion of the Slorchers" follows MP004 - "Two-Sided Sarah" and MP014 - "Return to Burnwood," though neither is strictly required to enjoy today's story.

    If you love Monster Porn, be sure to subscribe on your favorite podcast app and leave a review! Every little bit helps Monster Porn grow!

    Keep it unreal, monsterbators!

    50 min

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