Sick Fiction

In "Wearing a Sheet Doesn't Make You a Ghost," wearing a sheet does make you a ghost. When thirteen-year-old Corin and his friends discover a discarded sheet that grants the wearer the properties of a ghost -- passing through solid objects, flight, invisibility -- they also gain the notice of watchful eyes in the supernatural world that they don't begin to understand.

Lots of shout outs in the show!

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Keep an eye on OctoberpodVHS on Youtube for Edward October's Halloween special, "Once Upon a Time in Transylvania" including an original story by MP's Bret! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZQk-oAsjZNG18y8bX24c6w

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"'The Internet is a psychopath's wet dream,' police chief Hank Clemens thought as he looked down at the fly-covered corpse."

A small town. A murdered girl. A slimy preacher. A hard-ass police chief. Something supernatural stirs beneath the surface. A blend of crime thriller and supernatural horror. Monster Porn presents part 1 of a new limited series The Midnight Preacher: "Why Are You Crying, Jack?" by Matt Cummins.

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Surprise bonus episode! Monster Porn brings you "The Horror at Kulbalat" by Bret Norwood, a short horror story about some people in a cave with a box that hasn't been opened in three thousand years. What's in it? Cobwebs? Folded linens? Your childhood legos? Waffles? Definitely waffles...and glory. But mostly horror.

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Be sure to check out our last episode, our vampire double feature for more Halloween romance--I mean horror. Geeze, sometimes I get the two confused.

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Monster Porn presents a super sexy vampire story special. In "The House on Sumner" by Bret Norwood, a house flipper's work on a victorian home is interrupted by the reappearance of the previous home owner. Who is dead. And also thirsty. In "Eateth of My Flesh" by Matt Cummins, a mysterious guest evangelist is invited to the Christian revival tent...and the communion gets a little weird.

If you love a good vampire story, also go back and check out episode MP027 - "Naranca: A Slavic Vampire Myth" after the show, and keep an eye on our friend Octoberpod (on Youtube) for his Dracula-related special, coming out this Halloween season, which features an original vampire story by our own Bret Norwood.

Matt fell ill during the production of this episode (probably when Bret gave birth, lol), so Bret fills in on the performance of "Eateth of My Flesh."

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In another haunted house horror tale from Matt Cummins, a realtor returns to the old family home that has haunted his dreams as much as it has pulled on his heartstrings. Disturbing imagery adds distinctive spice to "The Banner House" by Matt Cummins.

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As Halloween draws nigh, if you need another haunted house story, check out MP011 - "The Haunting House," or if you need more messed up horror, check out MP028 - "Red for Ribs, Brown for Brisket" -- both by Matt Cummins.

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Music:

"Hidden Chapel" by Bret Norwood

"The Zahir [Monster Porn Theme]" by Bret Norwood

Don't give up on your dreams. Especially the nightmares; they always come back for you.

In a near future, the Unity app, downloaded directly onto nano-bot hardware within the human body, protects the majority from disease and the adverse effects of aging...Until the sigil of the flaming chalice begins to appear to Clementine in the days leading up to the Update. Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast presents: "The Update" by Matt Cummins.

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Surprise bonus episode! In this "creepy quickie" from Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast, we present the shorts "The Incredible Crash Test Zombies" by Bret Norwood and "Priscilla Pursued" by returning guest contributor Byron F. McBride. The first goes to show that gore and horror can be wholesome fun (and advance public safety)! The second is a short horror story that will have you propping your eyelids open with toothpicks.

For more of Byron's work, give a listen to bonus episode 3.

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Sound FX:

"Summer Barbecue" by nebulousflynn via FreeSound.org

Music:

"The Zahir [Monster Porn Theme, Alternate Version]" by Bret Norwood

"Ma'a Ankh en Nefru" by Bret Norwood

"Be thou alpha as thy Father in Heaven is alpha." -- The Book of Doug, 15.2.

Monster Porn presents a cosmic, Kirby-esque comic science fiction romp called "Alpha & Omega" by Bret Norwood. UN Space cosmonaut Godman Peterson reaches the end of the universe with the stated mission of making a new one. Once a bullied loser, now a hulking godman, Doug Peterson takes a stab at being the Alpha of an entire universe.

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Happy Fourth of July, monsterbators! Today we offer up another installment of the cassocked killer from beyond the stars, only known on Earth as the Pastoress! In "Pastoress: Whosoever Believeth" by Bret Norwood, we see how Naomi is dealing with her nocturnal encounter with the weird. Check out episodes 12 and 23 for previous installments of Pastoress!

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Music:

"The Zahir [Monster Porn Theme]" and "Ravens [Pastoress Theme]" by Bret Norwood.

"Yankee Doodle" performed by the U.S. Navy Band

"Stars and Stripes Forever" performed by The U.S. Army Band

All apologies to the United States Armed Services for involving you in this.

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In "Red for Ribs, Brown for Brisket," Matt Cummins gives us a slasher horror story set among hotel staff as the banquet manager learns the truth about his no-call-no-shows and Jim, the mumbling, mouth-breathing chef who likes meat a little too much...

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Music:

"The Zahir [Monster Porn Theme]" by Bret Norwood.

"Hidden Chapel" by Bret Norwood.

"Mirror Mirror" by Diamond Ortiz (Dating Show Theme).

FX (via FreeSound.org):

"Running Loud" by dersuperanton (CC-BY-3.0).

"Barrel Break 3" by kevinkace (CC-0).

"Electric Zap 001" by JoelAudio (CC-0).

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