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Have some time to kill? Let Monster Porn consume it for you! In "The Time-Eater" by Bret Norwood, a starving artist believes he has found his calling...but a starving abomination has found him!

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Merry Christmas, Monsterbators! Saint Nicholas makes a special visit to Monster Porn Podcast bearing gifts of unknown and possibly dangerous nature, and we present a Christmas-y double-header with "Frosted!" by Bret Norwood and "Deck the Halls: A Holiday in Hell" by Matt Cummins. Don't get us confused with all the Hallmark Specials out this season!

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In this bonus guest feature, Monster Porn is proud to present fantastic work by Byron F. McBride and Amberley Griffin. In "The King's Maze" by Byron F. McBride, a nameless hero discovers the eldritch secret behind the corrupt king. In "The Heart of a Monster" by Amberley Griffin, it takes a monster to stop a monster.

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And check out her amazing creepy stop-motion animations on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCw7uBysowlqB0TKtOQonzOg

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Bret is missing. Matt fills the gaping hole in his life with the story "Return to Burnwood," the tale of a couple of kids encountering a part of the vegetal outer-space evil that sprouted in MP003 - "Two-Sided Sarah." If you enjoy today's story, be sure to go back to check out "Two-Sided Sarah."

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Next week we'll debut monsterbator submissions featuring new weird works from two talented writers. If you would like to submit your work to MPP, visit monsterpornpodcast.com/submissions

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In "The Creep," by Matt Cummins, we find out what the noises from the basement, which have been keeping your wife up at night, are! And it's not great. Not great, let me tell you.

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In "The Creep," by Matt Cummins, we find out what the noises from the basement, which have been keeping your wife up at night, are! And it's not great. Not great, let me tell you.

The Monster Porn Store is now open with sick t-shirts designed by Nic Calavera, featuring creatures and scenes from the first dozen episodes of MPP! They're the coolest tees you'll ever be at pains to explain to strangers in public! https://teespring.com/stores/monsterporn

Follow Nic Calavera for horror pin up art on Twitter (@nic_calavera) and his website kingdomofmonsters.com!

We're still open to bonus episode submissions. We also want to promote music from awesome musicians or bands! https://monsterpornpodcast.com/submissions/

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In a dark hotel room, a young woman dressed like a priest waits with an open duffel bag at her feet, and a silenced pistol in her lap. They say that if you see the Pastoress by night, despair, for you have wandered far, far beyond salvation's reach.

Today's Story: "Pastoress" by Bret Norwood

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As the saga of Matthew's Inferno continues from episode 10, Puggles compels Matt to tell a psychological horror story about the house--and history--that haunts a dark artist in "The Haunting House" by Matt Cummins.

The Halloween double-feature kicked off in yesterday's episode, MP010 - "November Moon."

Guest appearance by Cassidie Cummins.

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Atmospheric sample (“Moaning of the Dead, A.wav”)  provided by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org under CC BY 3.0 license.

Our apologies to Dante, Virgil, and the Western Canon.

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In the first of two Halloween horror stories, "November Moon," Monster Porn Podcast goes noble savage in a "dances with werewolves" situation! Keep your compound eyes open for the second Halloween story to drop tomorrow!

Featuring music by Katie & Russell Robison, performing "November Moon," written by Bret Norwood.

Atmospheric samples ("Moaning of the Dead, A.wav", "Rain, Moderate, C.wav")  provided by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org under CC BY 3.0 license.

Elements of werewolf lore drawn from the fascinating case of Thiess of Kaltenbrun, the Livonian werewolf (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thiess_of_Kaltenbrun).

Our apologies to Dante, Virgil, and Creed.

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