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- MPB02 – BONUS – “Trees” by Bret NorwoodSURPRISE BONUS EPISODE: "Trees!"Trick or Tree-t! Stay rooted right where you are; don't leaf yet, because we're hitting you with a double whammy next week for Halloween with our takes on werewolves and haunted houses!In today's horror story: When trees attack.News: We are officially open for fiction submissions, starting with weird works up to 3,500 words in length for future bonus episodes! See monsterpornpodcast.com/submissions for guidelines.Creep on us:TW, IG: @monsterPr0nFacebook23 min
- MP009 – “The Tokoloshe” by Matt CumminsDon't forget to enter our t-shirt giveaway. Rate & review MPP on iTunes before Halloween for a free sticker and chance to win one of two Monster Porn t-shirts!Check out weird artist Nic Calavera on Twitter (@nic_calavera) or KingdomOfMonsters.com.In today's tale, a motel sees a lot of weird and questionable people come and go and now becomes home to a South African cryptid called the Tokoloshe, whose most notable feature is a male member that means business...but just what business does it mean?Warning: Today's episode contains sexual references that may be disturbing to the following audiences: normal human beings. Normal human beings not allowed.Additional music: "Philly Crew" by Danny Kean / Doug MaxwellCreep on us!Twitter: @monsterPr0nInstagram: @monsterPr0nFacebook45 min
- MP009 – “The Tokaloshe” by Matt Cummins
Don’t forget to enter our t-shirt giveaway. Rate & review MPP on iTunes before Halloween for a free sticker and chance to win one of two Monster Porn t-shirts!
Check out weird artist Nic Calavera on Twitter (@nic_calavera) or KingdomOfMonsters.com.
In today’s tale, a motel sees a lot of weird and questionable people come and go and now becomes home to a South African cryptid called the Tokaloshe, whose most notable feature is a male member that means business…but just what business does it mean?
Warning: Today’s episode contains sexual references that may be disturbing to the following audiences: normal human beings. Normal human beings not allowed.
Additional music: “Philly Crew” by Danny Kean / Doug Maxwell
Creep on us!
Twitter: @monsterPr0nInstagram: @monsterPr0nFacebook45 min - MP008 – “Counsel from the Cornstalks” & “The Checkout Line”Halloween-tide merch giveway! Email your mailing address and a screenshot of you leaving a review for MP on iTunes / Apple Podcasts to [email protected] for a free Monster Porn sticker and a chance to win one of two free Monster Porn t-shirts. Limited to the first 20 participating monsterbators.It's Halloween month! Prepare yourself for extra, and extraordinary, Monster Porn Podcast tentacular advances as we lead up to Halloween!In Bret Norwood's "Counsel from the Cornstalks," we learn it's best not to listen to what haunts the harvest-time cornfields, and to stay away from the mansion on the hill! But first, in "The Checkout Line" by Matt Cummins, this all seems too familiar to the talky checker. Fresh-baked bread every day!Creep on us! We haunt Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and your downstairs shower drain, which you should clean once in a while!New weird and scary stories every other week!45 min
- MP007 – “Penance” and “Looking at Women from a Distance”A holy-rolling double feature divinely ordained by no less than a god! In "Penance" by Matt Cummins, a poor schmuck finds himself in Hell after a car accident, except...he finds the customer service down below a little...off. But first, in Bret Norwood's "Looking at Women from a Distance," we take a nice evening walk to, you know, just kinda see what's out there, you know...check out the prospects. No big deal.Today's feature: "Penance" by Matt Cumminswith bonus short: "Looking at Women from a Distance" by Bret NorwoodCreep on us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, and other CIA front applications!Hear you, my people! Your god is a capitable god! Do your homework!39 min
- MP006 – “Some Fursonas Are Ancient” by Bret NorwoodWe read two-sentence horror story submissions from listeners and tell the tale (tail?) of the furry who was furry to the core.Today's story: "Some Fursonas Are Ancient" by Bret NorwoodCreep on us! @monsterPr0n on Twitter & Instagram. Find us on Facebook and elsewhere!1 hr 6 min
- MP005 – “The High Striker” by Matt CumminsRemember the night at the carnival as a kid when you figured out how the games were rigged and toyed with the carnies? So does that carny clown who ran the High Striker. Don't do drugs, kids.Today's story: "The High Striker" by Matt Cummins.This episode is brought to you by Hanson's Pig Wash. Dirty pig? Get it clean.Today's trigger warning: all of them. Good luck in there, kid.Creep on us: Twitter (@monsterPr0n), Instagram (@monsterPr0n), Facebook, etc!1 hr 12 min
- MP004 – “The Merdmaid” by Bret NorwoodToday's monster: the merdmaid!Sometimes you find a diamond in the rough. Sometimes you find a diamond in the shit. Sometimes you find a mermaid living in the wastewater treatment plant. Sometimes you fall in love. Monster Porn Podcast hits on paranormal romance in this heart-warming and nose-plugging episode.The story: "The Merdmaid," or "When Life Gives You Shit, Squeeze and Make a Diamond"Featuring Cassidie Cummins as Beatrice.Creep on us!Twitter: @monsterPr0nInstagram: @monsterPr0nTumblrDeviantArtFacebookYoutube1 hr 5 min
- MP003 – “Two-Sided Sarah” by Matt Cummins*Note: We regret the inconsistent audio quality in parts of this episode. Due to being pressed for recording time, we took a shortcut that we will not be taking again in the future. Thank you for your understanding as you bear with us in this learning experience.*Today's monster: the green meteorLike a cassette tape with a different band on each side, Sarah finds another Sarah when her life is flipped. As she adventures along one of the world's scariest places--the jogging path--both Sarahs must face yet another "other" that has certain...intentions for her. Which Sarah will rise to the challenge?Story: "Two-Sided Sarah" by Matt CumminsCreep on us!Twitter: @monsterPr0nInstagram: @monsterPr0nTumblrDeviantArtFacebookYoutube1 hr 8 min
- MPB01 – BONUS – “Hands” by Bret NorwoodToday's monster: hands!In this special bonus episode of Monster Porn Podcast, Bret goes solo to paint a picture of terror with the horror story of a highly disturbing domestic infestation!Story: "Hands" by Bret NorwoodCreep on us!Twitter: @monsterPr0nInstagram: @monsterPr0nTumblrDeviantArtFacebookYoutube16 min
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