Welcome back to another eppy of our silly podcast. This time it's just the founding fathers tearing it up like the good old days. The boys duke it out over the superior breakfast bread, they dive into the mystery that man has tried to solve for ages that is the Costco Pepperoni Pizza, and they toss some advice out for that unfunny friend that always sends you his dumb videos on tik tok and Instagram reels. 

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Dang this one is super spooky. Tom is very pro-recycling, Beef is bringing back denim, and Chubbs put together his costume two minutes before recording. It's the Halloween episode! There are maybe like 3 parts that have anything to do with Halloween. There is a lot of very bad podcasting out there, but this one might take the cake. Tom opens wine with power tools (it's just my toothbrush Dad), Beef hates pretty much every food that isn't something from Culvers, and Chubbs has beef with Chipotle, well actually no he doesn't because they're all out. Enjoy! Or Don't! 

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The bosses are back and so am I! Interns have never been cooler. Great news is I have a job again. Bad news is I am still not getting paid and not sure that I ever will. Anyway the guys are back and discussing all of the same stupid stuff they did less than a year ago. Beef has some 'What Would You Do?' scenarios for Chubbs and Tom, the boys chime in on some people asking the internet for advice, and Beef has some pretty fantastic questions that will really stretch your brain. Side note: the video format of this pod looks wayyyy different because the bosses have outsourced all editing to the intern. So I'm cutting corners left and right. Might even drop some hints in some future episodes just for shiggs. 

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Doritos Locos Taco bad?? You read that right. That is a real quote too. Can you guess who said it? Yea I couldn't believe it either when I was making the thumbnail, but he really threw himself in hot water on this one. Other than Beef's notoriously horrible takes, the bosses take on some other hot topics including (but not at all limited to): musicians having bandwagon fans, which came first, the Dick or the Richard?, Patrick Kane's final moments as a Blackhawk, is there enough money? and so much more. Be sure to listen to this one on the lowest volume possible, you definitely do not want people to know you listen to this podcast, hell the bosses don't even tell most people that they're on a podcast. Super embarrassing. 

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The Boys are back but missing Beef this week, and Chubbs is already throwing shots at him. The Soupurb Bowl is covered this week along with double dipping. Lebron breaks the all-time NBA scoring record and Chubbs thinks he still sucks while Tom is more worried about some funny Instagram videos. The topic of the day is how they would escape the handicapped stall and as always, the episode is wrapped up with Stirring the Guac. 

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Boy, the bosses have another good one for you fools. Their silly stupid little brains are all over the place talking about cheeses and their melticity, and I honestly forgot what else. But does it really matter? Do any of you even read this? I’ve listened to hundreds of podcasts in my life and never once read the description. If you are the 1% that reads then I’m deeply sorry but probably won’t take any actions to correct this. It’s likely a good episode (or not I don’t listen) so enjoy! 

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Recovering from the longest episode ever recorded, Tom reflects on his snowy morning when he accidentally dropped his phone in a puddle. First-ever bachelor talk for the boys gets 'em talking about who they think will be the front running of this season. Then dove deep into the Damar Hamlin conspiracy, is it actually him? Tom is getting fed virtually some delicious steak while also seeing some crazy videos of kid rodeos. Does Tom actually hate Chubbs? You decide. And to end it all, Beef STIRS THE F**KING GUAC this week and Tom won't let up. 

Boy, are you in for a treat. On this episode of the Side of Guac Podcast, we have a very special guest. The sweetest soul we know, the molder of young minds, the man who sleeps without a headboard in the middle of his room, the one, the only, Frank! The boys pepper Franky with some questions about the teacher life and try to figure out if they can outsmart him in "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grade...Teacher." Spoiler alert, they are not and Tom puts up the worst performance we've seen on a Podcast game in 79 episodes. The fellas round off the eppy with some very mild stirring of the Guac, but some good conversations nonetheless! Enjoy...or don't. I genuinely don't care. I'm an intern and don't get paid enough to write these.

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On this beautiful episode of the Side of Guac Podcast, the boys are back in their respective studios just like the old days. They cover all things bird Covid and pants pooping. Beef smokes Chubbs in a classic game of “Guess The Person Who Tom Is Describing In Three Hints Or Less.” Beef and Tom learn that only cows that have recently given birth produce milk. And loads of other things I forgot about but probably aren’t worth mentioning anyways. 

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Welcome, Kevin! One of our two Board of Trustees members for his first appearance on the pod! As long-time family friends, Tom and Kev dive down memory lane in discussing the neighborhood they grew up in. Memories of grade school, food, and petty theft. As a man who has spent a portion of his life in the state of Iowa, Kevin and Beef have a natural connection. Through bonding over their Alma Mater, local dive bars, and a nearby Red Robin, they pretty much touch base on all of the things that boring state has to offer. With the drinks flowing and ideas running wild, the guys all take a look at some questionable foods and finish the episode with a very very important announcement.