OH SNAP! It's SOG Season Two! Welcome back to our beloved dysfunctional family, where we get drunk, fight over candy, and see who can piss off Tom the most. On our first episode of the new season, we talk World Cup, Holidays, and rate the greatest candy in the world, the Starburst Duo. After going over some season two plans, the guys dip into a new segment of "Stir the Guac" and finish off with a lovely game of Shock Collar Roulette. Happy to be back for another season, we'll see you all next week!

The 3 amigos are back for episode 75 with some very exciting news... they all wash their buttholes. Also, this will be the final episode of Side of Guac Season 1... While the guys have big plans for season 2, they need to take a break to regroup and get their lives together. SoG is under construction, but it is not gone forever! Don't cry because it's gone, smile because it happened. See you soon ❤️

My dearest mother, I write to trapped in the basement of the Side Of Guac Podcast bosses' home. They allow me little food and hardly any water. I am severely underpaid. I write to inform you that the episode you are about to listen to is just as bad as the others. Random rambling about their high points and low points of the week, discussions around Christmas when it is two months away, Tom's Jeep that is so broken it wouldn't move forward if it was parked in neutral at the top of Mount Everest, and loads of other nonsense that no one truly cares about. They ended with the Snake Draft of "Worst Ways to Start Your Monday". I would argue that the number one pick should have been "Being an intern for this podcast".
- Sincerely, your dearest boy, the Side Of Guac Intern

Hey there Halloweenurs it’s the intern here. The whole gang is back together this week for a special spooky early episode. The bosses dive into some spooky topics like how good is Chiptole’s rice without cilantro and what items McDonald’s is lacking from their menu. Chubbs and Tom somehow managed to wear the same stupid and undersized costume while Beef put on his best EDM outfit. They get sad for a second and talk about being an adult during Halloween is pretty dull. I think they’re getting older and more senile by the day. They wrap up with the snake draft of “Best Halloween Candies” which is kinda stupid since there’s no such thing as Halloween candy, it’s just candy. 

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Intern here, still underpaid and underappreciated as ever. This week the whole crew is back and things are buzzin' as the boys go beezin'. Its a packed episode this week as the bosses dive into the work of art that is Fever Pitch, the random sightings in the streets of Chicago, play a few games, watch a few videos, say a few curse words blah blah blah. They wrap up with some new ideas for an inclusive logo and the draft of "Worst Things To Leave Behind On Vacation".

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Hey, it's the intern. I got a raise this week so I actually have to do more stuff now. Kinda lame considering my raise is a kiss on the cheek every morning but oh well. This week is a very Chubby Beefy episode as Tom is away finding his inner self somewhere in the Andes. The two bears of the podcast discuss how they plan to enter the annual Fat Bear Week competition and win it. They get into hacked GPS systems, weird people at the grocery store, car HVAC settings, and Dominos tanking their business by routing calls to a call center in India. Maybe Chubbs and Beef could use a little less Dominos in their life so this could be a good thing. They round it out with the draft of "Things That Rock About Adulthood".

Yoyoyo it’s the intern again back with the synopsis. This week, things are pretty tame since there’s no beef. Literally Beef wasn’t there he went to an EDM concert or something.  So Tom and Chubbs hold down the fort and dive into their highs and lows. Chubbs talks about why it’s important to wear clothes when brushing your teeth. Tom pulls the reigns on Honda as they try promising VTOLs in the future. Speaking of pulling reigns, Tom somehow found a sport known as horse diving and then somehow turns it into throwing Simba (Chubbs’ Guinea pig) off a cliff. Chubbs talks about the fever dream of a movie called The Country Bears. The bosses wrap it up with the draft of “Best Thing That Comes In A Can”. 

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JK, but maybe unless he starts to get his act together. Highs and lows keep getting higher and lower but this week brings possibly the highest high yet. The Boys finally get their first sponsorship? Maybe? Beef cares for athletes and wouldn't sell a homerun ball for $500K but he would take steroids with Barry Bonds. Chubbs is going to win big with his 5 minutes into the future by playing the Powerball. Then Tom and Chubbs play a new game of "Would you Eat This?" And let's just say it was a 10/10. To round out the episode, the boys did segments such as the snake draft of "Best Falls", It's Time To Stop, and Beef asked another question of the week. 

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Guess who's back?! It's the intern baby! Side of Guac nation, let's ride! This week the bosses went on so many tangents I think they might have broken a world record. They get into their highs and lows where we learn Chubbs sucks at golf and Beef has the spine of a 90-year-old. They also discuss whether or not they should pay me... not a fun listen for me. Tom talks about his new obsession with Roblox. He tries to cover it up by saying it was for Chipotle rewards codes, but we all know the truth. The talk about robots uses for robots, robots in football, robots that can game, they're huge robots guys. They wrap up with the draft of "Worst Texts to Send to Your Boss" and Beef's question of the week.

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Hey, this is the intern. The bosses finally let me have a piece of the episode and write the synopsis. Big mistake especially considering they trash-talk me in the episode. Anyways they do their typical highs and lows of the week. Chubbs has a super weird low and I would honestly recommend skipping his part. Tom pulls up more internet articles about ridiculous pointless things going on in the world like a cruise ship that can't even cruise or ship, and a couple of Chipotle articles. Seriously though, how does he come by these articles? I can't remember the last time I read an online article let alone even saw one. Granted I can't read good anyways. Tom also tries duping the other bosses into thinking he got the limited edition Chipotle candle and it takes Beef and Chubbs an astonishingly long time to realize he's joking. Chubbs jumps into his weird interaction with his bidet customer support rep and Beef tries his hardest to understand what rust is. Still don't think he figured it out. They wrap up with the draft of "Best Parts About Football Season" and none of them said stadium fights. Would have definitely been my number one pick. 

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