Sight Attendant

Talk about robbing someone blind. It's Don't Breathe this week.  There is a TW: for r*pe which we discuss VERY briefly. Audio description is back through the Spectrum access app which we discuss briefly. Also some pretty killer dog discussion in this one. Remember to share us! We are a small team and love providing this content. 

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See! Is the name of this Apple TV show we watched. Like holy heck it's a world full of blind folks. We also talk about using polite words vs angry words when advocating for yourself and Others. Banana pancakes in this week's recipe corner which isn't a thing. But maybe it should be? As always share with a friend and help build our wonderful family!   

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BAM! Season two coming at you. We recorded this episode in international waters so we can't be prosecuted. Also it's Step Brothers in case you didn't catch the references. This episode is mostly about why the hell there is the weird blind guy joke. Or is it a joke? We really aren't sure. Also covered is the importance of caring for vintage Playboys. As always share with a friend and help build our wonderful family!   

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Credit for "Boats and Hoes" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTTUKejngiw

Sight Attendant and the Prisoner of Things Inside a Tree. Back at you with Harry Potter this week for a final hiatus episode before season 2 begins. Time travel and being bad at remembering this movie made for a fun time, for Jordan.  Ashley gets to sit politely and not make fun of Jordan too much. We save a hippogryph, learn that rats can be people too, and everyone loses their wand in a tree. In other recent news, we started a "Buy Me a Coffee" page at https://www.buymeacoffee.com/sightattendant

So if you feel like it, buy us a coffee to support the show. As usual share us with your friends if you like us. Check out our socials on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and  YouTube. All @sightattendant so it's pretty easy. We will see you soon with  our  first episode of season two.

We are back at you with some more fun between seasons. Jordan regales us with another exciting rundown of what he recalls of the next Harry Potter film, The Chamber of Secrets. 
Christmas time is here and somehow Jordan wasn't hungover after recording this episode. Dear God, for some reason we decided to drink Bud Light tall boys and talk about Harry Potter and some Christmas movies/shows. We also go on an alcohol fueled rant about the lady that wrote the books and helping your community thrive. Amazon is on the naughty list this week with their weak attempt at seeming inclusive with terrible text to speech audio description with National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Thankfully Dash and Lilly saved the day with Christmas cute overload and some great audio description. Be sure to tune in to the New Years Eve live show☺️at 10pm EST on Thursday, December 31st.

Links:

• Dash and Lily
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmW5GO6btMM&ab_channel=Netflix
• History of Swear Words with Nicolas Cage
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XByiHpUvrj0&ab_channel=Netflix

We talk about Harry Potter while also acknowledging that Also JK Rowling is a TERF heap of garbage. Join us on a magical journey through wizarding tales told by a guy that saw the movie once a handful of years ago. The vague almost knowledge spins a tale unlike any you've heard before. Enjoy and get excited with us as we start the new season and prepare for our New Years Eve live show!

Link:

That Chapter YouTube channel mentioned early on
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL44k-cLrlsdr7PYuMU4yIw

It's time to bring the era of Cage to a close. In this part two of Con Air we find out what happens to a plane full of convicts. We also find out what happens in a world full of people that say weird things to Jordan.  There's some small talk including a review of some murder documentaries we've watched and some we are looking forward to. Don't forget about our upcoming live stream coming to you on New Year's Eve.

Links:

• HBO Max:
  • Heaven's Gate trailer HBO Max
    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp_5pDOa-o0&ab_channel=HBOMax 
  • Murder on Middle Beach trailer HBO Max
    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2cLva3oiiM&ab_channel=HBO
• Hulu:
  • Children of the Snow
    • https://www.hulu.com/series/children-of-the-snow-e5670464-7adc-4907-80c1-9f38ce17ee82 
• Cyrus explaining the plan
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqR9bID5Tpc&ab_channel=JackBauer137 
• Bubba "I wanna go home"
  • https://youtu.be/xuQZJHfWf9U?t=109   
• AJJ song with the cigarette flicking line
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xlwhku6Ss8&ab_channel=JeremyJohnson

"Con" means convict this week with our long haired beauty in Con Air. Jordan was very surprised by the number of huge stars in this one. He fully endorses this one as "star studded". It may or may not be Ashley's favorite Nic Cage ever, don't judge her. We also found some audio description for once, outside of the service we streamed it on. This episode is part one of our season one finale. Blind stuff for this week includes what blind folks do in the dark and things they miss in movies. 

Links:

• Things that don't make sense about Con Air
  • https://www.cinemablend.com/news/2549221/con-air-things-that-dont-make-sense-about-the-90s-action-flick 
• Airplane Seating Chart
  • https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/jsa8hc/after_several_viewings_of_con_air_that_involved/

As always, share us with a friend so we can spread more awareness and also so Jordan can try "Me Undies" sometime soon.

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Credit is given to Tony Bushner for our theme song.

This show is not written but definitely produced by Ashley, Jordan, and Tony. With love from the pugs and Frisco. And maybe a cat or two.

Jordan and Ashley are confident men this week with another cage classic flick, Matchstick Men. They learn to scam members of the public and tell you how you can do this too. An episode wouldn't be complete without a side of Nic freaking out in a film. We are also critical of the writing and its adherence to the DSM -5. Blind content this week includes how people attempting to be helpful to people with disabilities aren't typically prepared to be actually helpful.

Big announcement with our upcoming New Year's Eve live stream! Not announced in the episode but a secret for the show note readers and the social media friends. We are leaving our pal Nic behind in Season 1 and turning a new page in Season 2. Fear not, we are keeping him on for a couple more weeks. See you on the other side💜   

As always, share us with a friend so we can spread more awareness and also make super fun commercials that listeners don't skip through.

Remember to "like"/subscribe/follow @sightattendant on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Youtube.

Send us an email if you wish, [email protected]

Please, share us with your people!

Credit is given to Tony Bushner for our theme song.

This show is not written but definitely produced by Ashley, Jordan, and Tony. With love from the pugs and Frisco. And maybe a cat or two.

The gang is back at it getting more political than ever before... That is to say hardly political in our Cage film for the week Guarding Tess. In this flick, Nick is a secret service agent and some lady (Shirley MacLaine) as the former first lady. We both spent some time trying to decide if this was a comedy or drama (listen and find out) We also implore you to support a small business this holiday season, which happens to include this very podcast along with some other beautiful content creators. Jordan also discusses whether it's worth the effort for people to make things accessible.. Spoilers... It's always worth it.

Have the happiest of holidays this week if you are celebrating, and if you gather in a large group you're a murderer☺️  We love you!

Links:

• Morbidology 
  • Podcast
    • https://morbidology.com/
  • Patreon
    • https://www.patreon.com/morbidology 
• Nosleep Podcast
  • Show
    • https://www.thenosleeppodcast.com/ 
  • Season Pass
    • https://www.thenosleeppodcast.com/about/season-pass 
• Geeky Knot 
  • Etsy
    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheGeekyKnot?ref=usf_2020
  • Updates for her shop are often posted on Instagram
    • https://www.instagram.com/the_geeky_knot/ 

As always, share us with a friend so we can spread more awareness and also make super fun commercials that listeners don't skip through.

Remember to "like"/subscribe/follow @sightattendant on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Youtube.

Send us an email if you wish, [email protected]

Please, share us with your people!

Credit is given to tim.kahn for the 'ding' sound in the beginning of the episode. https://freesound.org/people/tim.kahn/sounds/91926/

Credit is given to Tony Bushner for our theme song.

This show is not written but definitely produced by Ashley, Jordan, and Tony. With love from the pugs and Frisco. And maybe a cat or two.