Sigmund Fraud

Yikes! Dolls! Uh-uh, too scary!! Rebecca Sherman, you seem like you have a lot you're not processing, you got too many dolls, and Ian is not gonna be the right therapist for you to figure this all out. If anything, he's been a little pyro recently, so keep you and your dolls' eyes on him. Anna, you seem like a very nice young baby lady. Christina, you're a bit of a party animal, but I dig your vibes. Samantha... just don't hurt me!!

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Child leash enthusiast Joseph Jacob seems to be aware at least on some levels that that Sigmund Fraud of a therapist Ian Herrin is a problematic, sexually deviant manipulator. And yet, it is almost like Joseph wants to become Ian's prodigy and learn his ways? I mean, I guess it makes sense that a guy who wants to leash children for "safety" and to ultimately give them more "freedom" would want to learn how to manipulate his friends better, but still, in the long run, working with Ian will only damage your psyche and ruin your soul! DO NOT PLAY his REINDEER GAMES!!!

Woa Nessy!!! The mythical Loch Ness Monster is real??? And obsessed with a very particular form of hip-hop dancing?!?!? Nessy, I know it must be lonely, but trust me this Ian Herrin guy is not going to be the one to help replace the hole in your heart Left Behind by your brother! Don't trust any painful tea he might offer! You deserve to look yourself in the mirror and not be reminded of a former child star whose last name is synonymous with monster!

The military has requested a psychological evaluation for their naval officer David Halsburg, clearly a man that has had to endure a lot during his time in the service. David is a man frozen in time never quite able to progress himself into modern society post 2001. And yet, with the aggressive stupidity of a therapist like Ian Herrin, there's almost no hope whatsoever for David to unpack his traumatic experience. Does Ian steer yet another session aggressively towards talking about his patient's sex life? Well of course he does! Get out of there, David!! Use your new found freedom to actually work on yourself so you can get back to your now adult daughter!!!

Poor little Damon Douglas just wants to be a good boy for the people in his life but seems to be suffering deep forms of anxiety and codependency. You'd think a helpless little guy like Damon would be helped and treated by his therapist, but somehow Ian Fucking-Sigmund-Fraud Herrin inserts himself and his issues YET AGAIN into another session and appears Hell bent on using Damon like a piece of hay to get anything and everything he wants. You need to be working on your independence away from Ian and your wife Lianne, Damon! You can't metaphorically sit on your hands forever! Also, your smoking problem seems secondary and if you had real support systems in your life, kicking that dirty habit would likely be a breeze!

You would *think* a Man of God would be able to see through and maybe even call out the shame therapy that goes on in this Sigmund Fraud's office, but apparently this thirst trap of a Tik Tok social media televangelist, Bishop Elijiah K. Stone of Alabama, is too focused on expanding his brand to the youth culture to notice! Careful, Bishop Stone, or Ian will get you hooked on pre-martial sex and drugs! Do not help him work out his tight five for standup and do not offer him your healing hands! Definitely also a major red flag if he requires any court documents shredded with no further follow-up or explanation!!

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Oh poor skater burnout dad, Ed! You really haven't had a lot of loving women in your life, have you? And you seem to be fully neglecting your two boys! Maybe your talent level at skating isn't good enough to justify your hobby? Of course, I could say the same about that Sigmund Fraud Ian Herrin and his little "therapy" hobby he's so obsessed with! All he does is talk about improv and commandeer the therapy to be about him, AGAIN! He brings up illicit drugs and sexual activity, AGAIN! Don't listen to this filth, moms of the world!!!

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Heir to the Blockbuster franchise Mallory Von Blockbuster may have squandered away all of her family's money, but I'll be damned if that Sigmund Fraud of a therapist Ian Herrin will have anything productive to say to help her realize such a thing! It's much more likely Ian will instead brag about taking Latin in high school out of nowhere or want to play around with his prop microphone. Normally I'd tell you not to be so violent with therapists, Mallory, but in this case, let him have it!! Right in the craw!!!! 

Holey Toledo, a real life time-traveling super villain in therapy??? Even though I like Darq Qloud's physical abuse of the terrible Sigmund Fraud of a therapist Ian Herrin, I do wish he would seek professional mental health at a higher standard than Ian is capable of giving. Ian's desperation for friendship really shines through in this session, as do Darq's obvious mommy issues. Future orphans if you're reading this, get out of the orphanage because there's a friggin' TIME BOMB!!!!!

Poor Genevieve finds herself falling for cult after cult after cult. But little does she know, Ian's the worst type of cult leader of all; a friggin' improv coach!! Pyramid schemes are NOT a good deescalation from cults! Trust exercises should not be violent! BUF JR may work as a teaching technique for game in a UCB sense of things, but it should NOT be internalized and chanted!! GET OUT OF THERE AND GET THAT UNREALISTIC VERSION OF IAN OUT OF YOUR HEAD!!!!