Sigmund Fraud

Whelp, Ian may have finally met a human being worse than him, but not by much! Paul Dennison is totally unfit to be a father and should have child services intervene in his son's life, but instead terrible therapist Ian Herrin spends this time explaining what he thinks sex is. This session unlike tennis has no instant gratification and instead will surely prove to be a textbook example of a classic narcissist conversing with a classic douche. Plus like, the meditation this week was really long...

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A middle aged man that came to life at a UCB improv jam several years ago is clearly an entity that would need a lot of therapy. For those who don't know, an improv jam is essentially an open mic for improvisers in which students and performers of all levels can put themselves on stage to perform in a pressurized setting that often leads to broad, over-the-top comedic choices. Such is the torment of Poo Poo Noodles, now luckily renamed Peter Nadler as part of his process to ground himself. If you've never heard of an improv jam, you may find this session a little obtuse, but boy howdy does it sounds like that improv lover Ian enjoyed himself with all the meta commentary during this one, yet another sign he shouldn't be anyone's therapist!!

Oh hey nice guy! You must be a fan of meta comedy! Well I've got the perfect improviser for you! His name is Spencer Campbell and despite not being on social media, anytime you see his name on any bill or marquee you simply gotta make an effort to come see this hilarious and multi-talented man doing his thing. 

It is always a bad sign if your therapist is discussing the last time they cried right before you arrive, and honestly, right away that should have been a huge red flag to a night zookeeper like Hotch Stevkins. Regardless of what the giraffes may think of him, Ian Herrin is almost always using his clients to get access to free entertainment systems while continuing to aggressively guerilla market his Verizon commercial from 2016. You should be making more human friends, Hotch! It would be helpful for you to not spend all your time under the domain of Jungle law! Flintstone your way out of that office and never look back!!!

Great job avoiding those damned peacocks and finding the best part of the episode description! The part where I get to Tom Waits style sing the praises of improviser and comedic performer Chris Zalis! Be sure you follow Chris on Twitter @ChrisZalis

The less famous Osment brother Joel Haley joins the absolute FRAUD Ian Herrin in his office this week and honestly couldn't sound any sadder. I don't think Ian is right to be letting your stage mom off the hook to ask about your grandparents Joel Haley! And he certainly was not a good scene partner for you in those sides you brought! Don't trust the flyswatter method!! Get out of there while you still have all 16 of your senses!!!

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Southern nice guy Rodney and all his nicknames arrive in a whirlwind to see quite possibly the worst therapist of all time. It sounds to me Rodmeister that you already have several of your own healthy techniques to reduce the anger in your life! You certainly shouldn't consider the truly bizarre whims of that Sigmund Fraud Ian Herrin! And would somebody please get that poor doggo out of there?!? He didn't ask to be a part of that very specific reenactment of that one Hitchcock movie!! Your stomach hurts cause you know it's not right!

Mercury must be in retrograde because Ellipses has finally found her way back to that absolute Fraud of a therapist Ian Herrin for another session! But alas, Ellipses you have to understand even though you don't want to kink shame, you can absolutely do better than to let this total Dexter looking murderous freak of a clitoris (ahem, I mean C.T.W.R.O.S.) tell you how to treat yourself when you're still recovering from a leprechaun encounter!! It is NOT okay for Ian to slide into your DMs or to Vader cosplay choke you. If you ever find a monkey's paw or claw, make sure you wish this face-loving freak never purports himself to be a therapist again.

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Leaves Bennet, an ice cream truck driver and mother to doggos Beverly Hills and Bill Clinton, is someone with very pressing issues she's hoping to discuss. But wouldn't you know it, the Sigmund Fraud known as Ian completely diverts the session yet again away from the serious problems weighing on Leaves's mind! Don't listen to Ian, Leaves, and practice letting go! Especially of shows backed up on your DVR! And you should probably know peeing in the same pod is not a NASA related metaphor at all! Don't send your dogs to therapy next week! Run away and never look back!!

Before you jump to conclusions on your Jump to Conclusions Mat, you should know Clintoc Beppers isn't all he purports himself to be. And even so, he deserves better mental health treatment that the Sigmund Fraud he gets in the form of ex-improviser Ian Herrin. Ian is much less likely to help Clintoc with his lady troubles and instead much more likely to date his identically-sounding mom. Be careful, Clintoc, or you'll burn your own mouth!! 

Captain Bayless Welliver is a pirate that very much plays by the rules of bureaucracy of the sea. But this session yet again proves to be much more about the Sigmund Fraud himself and moreover what Ian perceives his toxic masculine ideal of piracy to be. Don't listen to him, Captain Welliver! A good pirate always follows the orders of HRRRRRRRRR! Don't even waste one more sun or doubloon on this should've-stayed-in-comedy therapist hack!!

I'm sorry Dolly but revealing your identity is crucial to the world really knowing what a terrible Fraud of a therapist this Ian Herrin guy is! You know he's given therapy to serial killers before right?? And assuming Dolly is trying to avoid law enforcement, it really sounds like Ian should not be the one she seeks mental health advice from no matter how fluffy his office stray dog may be. Get out of there, Dolly, and go into hiding in a cupboard under some stairs if you need to!!