Before you jump to conclusions on your Jump to Conclusions Mat, you should know Clintoc Beppers isn't all he purports himself to be. And even so, he deserves better mental health treatment that the Sigmund Fraud he gets in the form of ex-improviser Ian Herrin. Ian is much less likely to help Clintoc with his lady troubles and instead much more likely to date his identically-sounding mom. Be careful, Clintoc, or you'll burn your own mouth!! 

Captain Bayless Welliver is a pirate that very much plays by the rules of bureaucracy of the sea. But this session yet again proves to be much more about the Sigmund Fraud himself and moreover what Ian perceives his toxic masculine ideal of piracy to be. Don't listen to him, Captain Welliver! A good pirate always follows the orders of HRRRRRRRRR! Don't even waste one more sun or doubloon on this should've-stayed-in-comedy therapist hack!!

I'm sorry Dolly but revealing your identity is crucial to the world really knowing what a terrible Fraud of a therapist this Ian Herrin guy is! You know he's given therapy to serial killers before right?? And assuming Dolly is trying to avoid law enforcement, it really sounds like Ian should not be the one she seeks mental health advice from no matter how fluffy his office stray dog may be. Get out of there, Dolly, and go into hiding in a cupboard under some stairs if you need to!!

Struggling self help guru and author of the Wake Up! series Dr. Grace must feel like she's looking in a mirror staring back at that real Sigmund Fraud Ian. Both are obsessed with celebrities, have borderline made-up credentials, and love yelling at young people what they are doing wrong. This session with these two blowhards chugalugalugalugs along with no actually decent mental health tips in sight! Truly a conversation that is all Dr. Phil's mustache but not enough Dr. Phil prime! Use that private jet of your "friend" Dr. Grace and make sure you fly far far away from Ian and his Office Space!!

*Snort* Ah, the cool people! Welcome! Don't worry, no one knows we're here, and also let me tell you, the comedian Rachel Chada is phenomenally talented and you can follow her on social media @rachelchada and her legendarily well-named TikTok @hiddenvalley.ranchel

You'd think the 900 year old being Lucky Fella Got Umbrella would have enough wisdom to not go see Ian as a therapist, and yet here we are! Still riding the high of having tried sausage pizza for the first time, Lucky Fella arrives in the office space still finding himself struggling with Classic Bicentennial Man Syndrome while he tries to channel his inner Tina from Bob's Burgers. The worst two things Ian bring up at this point would be a Top 5 sad traumas list and politics, and if you know our Fraud, he never fails to be the worst! This episode is NOT Dope Lemon sponsored content.

You must've wished upon a star, because this is the best part of the episode description where I get to sing the praises of the tremendously talented comedian Andy Vega! You can follow Andy on social media @andymvega 

Just like the famous U2 song, poor Otis was raised by wolves, stronger than fear. And yet, he has a fatal flaw in his choice in this Sigmund Fraud of a therapist. If Otis wants any hope of breaking his wolfpack-a-day habits and escaping the ghosts of his past, he needs to address that despite his advanced language skills there are still a whole scat load of old habits ingrained in him holding back his life. 

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Whatever you do, Oley, don't listen to Ian! You are witness to one of the greatest and mysterious phenomena on Earth, and you can't let this Sigmund Fraud tell you it's not important! How were you not suspicious when the entire office smelled like Sardi's? You know his judgment has to be impaired by the hot pipe!? The miniverse is real and your family might still be in danger!! 

You there! You've fallen through the green crack into the miniverse! And that's good news because that's where you get to find out all about the legendary improviser and comedian David Bluvband, @Bluvband on Twitter. Be sure to check out David's upcoming sci-fi comedy podcast World of Tomorrow! And don't forget to catch David and Ian this Thursday 8/4 at 8:30 the PIT in Too Close for Comfort!!

Do Jack Jones's friends skew a little on the older side? Sure. But with all due respect to Jack's ex-girlfriend/ex-nanny is that a problem he really needs therapy for? At the very least, Jack, don't go see that total Sigmund Fraud Ian Herrin! He can't even do basic division and multiplication from what I've heard! He'll probably just reach some bizarre conclusion that you should immigrate or become infrastructure, and all you really need Jack is to be seen, validated, and loved! If only Jack was a reddit post, he'd be swimming in those sweet sweet upvotes... RIP Pearl Harbor

Hey you! Get off my lawn!! But before you do, let me also shout at you the name of an uber talented hard working comedian Andrew Barlow. You can follow Andrew on social media @sirbizlow and don't forget Barlow will also be appearing with Big Apartment in a sketch show this Saturday 7/30 at The People's Improv Theater (PIT) at 7pm in addition to a show featuring a cavalcade of improv stars (and Ian sadly...) Thursday August 4th at 8:30 also at the PIT

Heiress to the midday mealtime fortune Cindy Lunch is still reeling from the death of her father when her friends wrongfully encouraged her to try Ian out as a therapist. Cindy has real identity issues that no amount of time in the water or chunky jewelry could ever work out. Perhaps living in the big, big, big city has somewhat warped her perspective, but how would she ever be able to figure that out with Sigmund Fraud opposite her babbling away about the usual SNL sketches and loose animal eyeballs. GET OFF THE BUS, CINDY! RUN AWAY AND NEVER LOOK BACK!!

Annnnnd, that's lunch! Oh and on your lunch break please remember the best part of the episode description is always down here and that's especially true today cause I get to tell you the wonderful news that you can follow the happenings of comedian and improviser Casey McCormick on Instagram and Twitter @itsmecaseymc

Career juror Donna Crums has a lot going on in her life, but wouldn't you know dumb old Siggy Fraud Ian Herrin seems intent to make yet another session all about his life and his recent experimentation with self-severancing. The deep traumas Donna must have endured growing up the child of a sunflower might explain some of her binging tendencies that have led her into her current career predicament. Donna, please make it your #careergoal #lifegoal escaping Ian's office space and never coming back!! You can do so much better than him!!!! 

Oh hey little flower! You found the best part of the episode description! The part where I get to tell you how wonderful the comedian and improviser Alex Iona is!! Be sure you follow Alex on Insta and Twitter @alexandriaiona