Simon Says... Podcast

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 76! In this episode, Charley and Matty try to carry on without Sean, turns out the secret to long life for women is Hershey's Kisses but for men it's not quite as much fun, shout out to our listener Mark (Charley's Cousin) for helping to cure hiccups, and Charley turns down gift flossers.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 75! In this episode, Sean cringes his way through a list of the most uncomfortable words, Matty doesn't care if your hair is in his food cause he's eaten bugs before, and Charley loves hearing how she's saying the word "sentence" wrong.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 74! In this episode, Sean reminds everyone to look for your wallet in your jean jacket pocket, Charley gives you travel tips on what to do with your bag of stuff and Matty shows off his new Juggalo face tattoo!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 73! In this episode, Matty and Charley dive into the joys of flying when your plane has a dead battery, one day that '97 Civic Matty had would be a classic car and Charley is doubling down on winning big on the $100,000 Pyramid!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 72! In this episode, you may have a lot of money but do you have go to space and not get a souvenir money, we play "What's In Sean's Cole Haans," Charley smuggles drinks where?!, and Matty can't wait for "Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Hoveround."

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 71! In this episode, if you could feed any zoo animal Flaming Hot Cheetos, which would you choose, 1980's mullet Sean was rejected from a teen job, Charlie would eat a snake just to show it who's boss, and Matty talks about what creature's ribs he's eaten.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 70! In this episode, Charley wishes she could steal stuff from the Friends set, Sean's kid is blowing that french horn real good around actual other kids, Prince Harry told Oprah how he wants to be a real normal boy, and Matty sings his favorite song from Instagram Reels. 

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 69! In this episode, we talk about who's tested the waters on going out in public without their mask, Matty regrets not having getting his new puffy lips prior to the big mask-off reveal of his face, Sean's headed to Lollapalooza to marry Miley Cyrus and see The Backseat Lovers, and Charley explains how she is 35 years old.

It's the Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 68 is chock full of goodness, like the time Matty's parents censored all of his music - or did they? The places we have to go when we go "home", how NOT to teach our kids to drive, wondering if we have enough friends, and the celebrity breakups that hit us in the feels. 

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 67! In this episode, Mother's Day is nearly here so start gluing macaroni to construction paper, Sean's a big boy now who washes his own towels, Charley lays out why she's glad she didn't do her makeup, and Matty tries to trick a payphone with a recording of change.