Simon Says... Podcast

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 66! In this episode, Sean reads off famous lines from movies without saying what movies they're from, Charley answers a bunch of lady questions Sean found in Cosmo, and Matty has lots of questions about a "grenade" found in the woods.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 65! In this episode, Earth Day is tomorrow but don't expect that we'll be able to keep a banana tree alive to celebrate, some guy in a Bear Suit is trying to make people smile while complaining about traffic, Sean is pricing out his new sweet muscle shirt for the beach, and we listen to your calls!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 64! In this episode, Sean discusses his personal challenges being the only person in the world affected by pollen, will anyone read our texts after we're gone and be interested by them, if a Gator attacks, Matty has a fool proof way to stop them, and Charley got swindled by a super-high pair of Grandparents in Colorado.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 63! In this episode, Matty has returned from the beach with a hot new business idea involving him going through peoples cabinets, the joys of traveling with kids, Matty's dog hates squirrels but is indifferent to deer, and more from the OBX.

Matty is at the Outerbanks searching for a beached whale, so Sean and Charley have podcast duties this week. Sean hates April Fool's Day thanks to an old girlfriend, we both share some of out favorite radio pranks of the past, Cats are leading double-lives and getting stuck in chimneys, and would we eat a cicada if we didn't know it was a cicada? 

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 61! In this episode, Charley explains how hard it is for her to narrow down to just five favorite "music" movies, if there's a real strong garlic smell why it's probably Sean, and Matty talks about the time a hippy named Moon stunk things up where he worked.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 60! In this episode, Sean works out his new Leprechaun stand-up routine, we reminisce about our favorite local Irish bars and events, how sitting on your couch a certain way might get you a boat, Tarchup is coming whether you like it or not and Punky Brewster was filming you the whole time you were hanging out!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 59! In this episode, Matty's canned hot dog chili couldn't touch Yum Yum's, Sean debuts his new alter-ego Fluffy Dumplins, Charley reminds us that our daughters will date someone at sometime no matter how much we're in denial, and we debate if you got a box of chocolates shaped like poop you have to eat them right?

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 58! In this episode, things are opening up more and more in the world and we're adjusting, we check voicemails from the Simonline to revisit Gallon-gate, stay tuned for Matty's TikTok on bourbon, Sean grosses everyone out about an old toothbrush and Charley talks up how to use a bar of soap.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 57! In this episode Sean passes on some words of wisdom from his Nana, make sure you check your thrift market crochet kit for illicit drugs, Sean doesn't know what's making sound in his house now, don't look inside those talking boxes and watch out Bigfoot cause Dogman is coming!