This week, we kick things off with Xavi's wild Tales from the Server's Table on National Margarita Day, where he shares some hilarious stories from behind the bar. Rob then takes us on a trip down memory lane with a recap of a gig that was nothing short of a disaster — chaos, laughs, and questionable decisions all around. We also dive into the topic of people becoming full-on problems when they've had one too many drinks in public.

Then, we're intrigued by the mysterious art of Smoke Signals from the Vatican, proving that the Pope might just have a better communication system than the rest of us. After that, we get into the NHL 4 Nations Hockey Tournament, because who doesn't love some international hockey drama?

Finally, we wrap things up with this week's Mount Rushmore of NFL Rivalries, where we debate the fiercest matchups in football history. Things get heated, so grab a drink and buckle up — it's another wild ride!

Buckle up, folks—this episode is a wild ride. We kick things off by reflecting on last week's absolute disaster of a recording, which happened to take place in the middle of Rob's bachelor party. Spoiler alert: it involved questionable life choices.

Then, we shift gears to the Super Bowl, breaking down the big game, the best (and worst) commercials, and Kendrick Lamar's halftime show, which left us debating whether it was legendary or just a little too artistic for the football crowd.

Since love is in the air (or at least on the calendar), we sprinkle in some Valentine's Day facts—because nothing says romance like learning that the holiday's origins are way weirder than anyone expected.

And finally, we wrap things up by carving out our Mount Rushmore of MLB Rivalries. Yankees vs. Red Sox? Dodgers vs. Giants? Did we go full baseball purist, or did someone sneak in something ridiculous? Tune in to find out.

It's an episode packed with sports, shenanigans, and just enough chaos to make you question our life choices—so grab a drink and enjoy the show!

This episode was recorded on Feb.8, 2025 when the boys got together to celebrate Payroll Robs upcoming wedding.

Welcome back, dear listeners! This week, we kick things off by confronting a terrifying truth: the average person spends FOUR HOURS a day on their phone. That's like watching Titanic daily (without even getting to the end because you got distracted by another app).

Then, we settle an age-old debate—why do Americans love football but yawn at soccer? And why does the rest of the world think we're the weird ones?

Next, we dive into the rock 'n' roll soap opera that was Eric Clapton and George Harrison's friendship—because nothing says “brotherhood” like borrowing each other's guitars…and wives.

Finally, we carve out our own Mount Rushmore of sports rivalries, starting with the biggest grudge matches in college football. Which face-offs make the cut? And which ones get left in the locker room?

All that, plus our usual nonsense, questionable takes, and a few moments that might get us canceled. Thanks for listening! ️

In this episode, we kick things off with a chat about the good things we have going on in our lives right now and what we hope to accomplish in the year ahead. From personal goals to exciting plans, we're setting the tone for a positive and productive year.

Next, we shift gears and talk about house cleaning habits—our own routines (or lack thereof) and what people across America tend to do to keep their homes tidy. It's an everyday topic that, somehow, always sparks interesting conversations.

Then it's time for sports! We break down the college football championship game, sharing our thoughts on the game's biggest moments and overall takeaways. After that, we dive into the NFL playoffs, discussing what's already happened and what we hope or expect to see next.

Finally, we wrap things up with our “Mount Rushmore” of memorable championship moments—those unforgettable, iconic moments in sports history that have stuck with us through the years.

Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear your thoughts—let us know what you think!

Buckle up for a wild ride through the flames (literally and metaphorically) as we kick things off with the latest chaos out of LA. From there, we dive into the gridiron glory of the college football playoffs and preview the championship game like seasoned pros. Naturally, that spirals into NFL playoff drama, complete with a juicy story about a Philadelphia fan who's clearly repping "unruly" as their personal brand.

But wait, it gets better: we climb the musical mountain to crown our personal "Mount Rushmores" of guitar solos. Yes, there are samples. Yes, they'll melt your face off (in the best way).

Finally, we wrap things up with a TikTok showdown — will it really get banned in America this week? Stay tuned for hot takes, wild tangents, and the usual dose of podcast shenanigans.

Trust us, you don't want to miss this one!

Welcome to the first episode of the new year, where the snow is falling, the takes are hot, and the jokes are lukewarm at best. We kick things off with a frosty chat about St. Louis's recent snowfall and how it's made everything more magical... and also more of a hassle to drive in.

With Payroll's wedding around the corner, we dive into wedding talk: the numbers, the drama, and why nobody ever wants to sit at Table 12. This naturally spirals into our "Mount Rushmore" of wedding things—yes, open bars made the cut—and our favorite songs to get the dance floor popping (hint: Shout is still undefeated).

Next up, we take a hard pivot into the unexpected musical world of LiAngelo Ball, whose latest track gave us serious 2005 vibes. Is he the next Nelly? Probably not. But it's worth discussing.

Then, it's football time! We tackle (pun intended) the College Football Playoffs, recent games, and why Parker Jones is the player you didn't know you needed to care about. From there, we break down the NFL playoffs and grill Xavi on his preseason predictions—spoiler alert: he's either psychic or really good at pretending he meant to be wrong.

Finally, we wrap things up with some totally serious and not-at-all-ridiculous ideas for renaming geographical places. Why settle for “Kansas City” when we could spice it up with “Barbecueopolis”?

Thanks for ringing in the new year with us! Keep the feedback coming—we love to hear from you. Now, go shovel your driveway and press play.

After a busy holiday season, Xavi and Rob get back together for one more epsiode of our first year as a show! We break down some of the moments and stories from this past year and decide which ones we believe will stand the test of time.

After a look back, we talk about our goals for the next year and how to grow.

Thanks for listening and we can't wait to hear what everyone else thinks about 2024!

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Join us this week as we dive headfirst into the crisp leaves of fall, where we tackle the real challenges of parenting—like trying to explain why your toddler thinks a pumpkin is just a really big orange. We also unravel the mystery of TikTok becoming the news source for young adults. Spoiler alert: If you're getting your world events from a 15-second dance challenge, we might need to have a chat!

But wait, there's more! Netflix has dropped a docuseries about Vince McMahon and the wild world of pro wrestling, and we're here to dissect its impact on society—because who doesn't love a good bodyslam with their social commentary? Is wrestling the new Shakespeare? We're not sure, but we definitely have thoughts!

Finally, we ponder the age-old question: What makes a person truly dumb? Is it believing everything they see on TikTok or simply using the phrase “adulting” unironically?

Tune in for laughs, rants, and the kind of wisdom only a podcast could provide. And don't forget to let us know what you think—your feedback is our favorite autumn treat! ️