Sit There & Do Nothing

During this guided meditation, Meg takes you to a senior dog adoption center to meet the old, crusty dogs they have on display.

Have you ever noticed your remarkable ability to imagine what it would feel like to lick just about anything? Even if you have never touched it before? On this episode, Meg takes you on a guided meditation taking a peaceful autumn walk, licking things along the way.

It's rough out there and you've had a hard time. Sit back and do nothing while Meg tells you all the good, squishy things you need to hear. It's the kick in the pants you need from someone who loves you!

Soothe yourself with the sound of 'Breasts' synonyms. Kazongas? Dueling banjos? Orbs? Whatever your favorite word for beautiful chest butts may be, Meg is here to relax you with this linguistic treat.

A super serious and extremely useful exercise for becoming more empathetic and loving toward strangers. This exercise changed my outlook on the world and the way I experience love. So pick a random person and let's get going!

Let Meg soothe you with the nonsensical lyrics of 1994s greatest hit Scatman by none other than Scatman John. Meg's gentle scatting will turn you into a blob-bop-ba-dop-bop!

“If hell has a rainforest then I have found its cafe!" Meg reads the best and the worst Yelp reviews of the Rainforest Cafe restaurant located in the Mall of America.

Take a deep breath while Meg showers you with compliments in this incredibly relaxing episode of Sit There & Do Nothing.

Cleanliness is godliness! From spaceship earth, Meg reads excerpts from her favorite, extremely extra, bottle of liquid soap.

Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and relax as Meg takes you on a journey browsing through Jimmy Buffett's very own Margaritaville website. Coconut shrimp? Flip flops? Novelty t-shirts? You can have it all! Sit back and do nothing on this relaxing journey to an internet paradise.