Loaded? Full of cash? That's right you are! Through a series of weirdly soothing affirmations, you'll become totally wealthy just a few short minutes. Sit back and do nothing as Meg reads a series of calming, extremely true sentences all about just how rich you are.

In this weirdly soothing experience, Meg reads Google Maps reviews of a middle school in Georgia. #AlmostSoggy #FireGail

In this weirdly soothing meditation, Meg transports you to another dimension where it's safe to give and receive hugs. You'll go on a journey hugging friends new and old on a warm, sandy beach. Is that a Taco Bell burrito in your board shorts or are you just happy to see me?

In this special-edition episode, I give you a quick n' weird meditation to listen to while washing your hands. Guaranteed to leave your hands AND brain cleaner.

In this weirdly soothing story, you take a relaxing trip to the airport and see what the elite SkyClub has to offer. Magicians in velour tracksuits, celebrities wearing sunglasses indoors, and a bountiful buffet of cottage cheese and jello await. Is that a Cinnabon in your hair or are you just totally relaxed? Find out and chill out in this episode of Sit There & Do Nothing.

Attractive? Magnetic? That's right you are! Through a series of weirdly soothing affirmations, you'll become more likable in just a few short minutes. Sit back and do nothing as Meg reads a series of calming, extremely true sentences that will help you gain the admiration of those around you. Listen along and soak up these statements during this special affirmation episode of Sit There & Do Nothing.

In this weirdly soothing story, you receive an invite to one of Stephen King's legendary themed parties. Realizing you have nothing theme-appropriate to wear, you head over to Burlington Coat Factory to buy...not a coat. Does Burlington have something special enough for this occasion? Find out and become a total blob in this episode of Sit There & Do Nothing.

In this weirdly soothing story, a blockage in your regularity leads to an unexpected adventure. Is that a cold hot dog dangling above your head at the doctor's office? Find out and chill out during this episode of Sit There & Do Nothing.

In this weirdly soothing story, your good friend Paul Rudd picks you up for a day of sneaker shopping at Famous Footwear. Is Paul pregnant or is that a freshly baked loaf of bread? Find out and quiet your brain in this first episode of Sit There & Do Nothing.

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