0:00 - Cal Quantrill of the Rockies produced maybe the greatest chirp of all time yesterday.

15:13 - Sean Payton had some comments about Javonte Williams that DMac classifies as potential "fat shaming."

33:15 - UCLA's head football coach made his opening statement at Big 10 media day and it was...something.

0:00 - Sean Payton addressed the media yesterday and the Chill Offseason Dude version of him is a thing of the past.

14:36 - Paul Finebaum has an interesting destination for Deion Sanders if it doesn't work out at CU. He should take his talents to SoCal.

32:38 - Joel Embiid said he can't win without a superteam. Word.

0:00 - Brett found an ESPN list (we're squarely in the middle of list season, baby) that power ranks where NFL teams will be 3 years in the future. Spoiler alert: the Broncos didn't do so well.

16:08 - The USA Men beat Germany in the last exhibition basketball game before the Olympics, but they cut it way too close. What can we expect from them when the actual competition begins? Also, Jordan Love has a chance to become the highest-paid NFL player in history. 

32:59 - Michael Malone hates the phrase "Load Management" more than most things in this world, but he'll need to embrace it next year if he wants another championship.

0:00 - After some trading/reshuffling/trickery, the path has been cleared for Westbrook to join the Nuggets officially.

16:14 - The Rapids won big on Saturday to claim the Rocky Mountain Cup in spite of a wild weather delay. Also, do people still wear Letterman jackets? Is that still a thing?

35:54 - Mikko Rantanen is most likely due for a contract extension, despite a lackluster postseason.

0:00 - Brett watched USA vs Serbia in another basketball exhibition match yesterday, and the FIBA refs don't care about superstars crying for foul calls. It's awesome.

16:35 - ESPN ranked the Top 100 players since the year 2000. Brett runs through the list to try and make heads or tails of it all.

33:21 - PSII topped a list of the best corners in the NFL! An elite corner is a luxury and a rarity in the league.

0:00 - Quinn Meinerz inked a phat contract extension with the Broncos. The Belly is staying in Denver.

17:30 - Enes Kanter Freedom said LeBron is a Dictator. Petros Papadakis used a slightly different analogy to communicate the same sentiment.


34:14 - Brandon Aiyuk wants out of SF. He'd look reeeaaallly good in Orange and Blue, wouldn't he?

0:00 - Move over, Fergie! We officially got the worst rendition ever of the National Anthem before the Home Run Derby last night. 

16:30 - Sean Keeler wrote an article in the Denver Post saying that Nikola Jokic should be furious with Calvin Booth for how he's handled the offseason so far.

33:22 - The Broncos haven't had a plan for about 8 years. But now, they've actually committed to a rebuild. They actually have a plan in place. Whether or not it works is yet to be seen.

0:00 - We thought NugLife was officially deal, but it's SO back, baby!

18:15 - Jay Norvell spoke at Mountain West Media Day last week, and he told a revealing story about someone trying to steal his QB. And that was just the beginning.

34:44 - Jalen Brunson took a discount to keep the Knicks in better cap shape. He's really making a home for himself in NY. 

0:00 - Are any coaches in the state of Colorado who are on the hot seat? Malone, Bednar, Prime, Norvell, Boyle, Bud Black...you name it. 

17:12 - Rob has a very apt metaphor, I we do say so ourselves, do describe the Nuggets offseason situation.

37:13 - Malone wants to microwave a championship roster, and Booth wants to bake it. Where do you fall in the philosophical debate?

0:00 - Yesterday, Deion Sanders did what he does best: address the media and push the CU hype train into overdrive.

17:27 - Jamal Murray spoke to the media at the USA vs Canada exhibition last night and continued to be a bit prickly with reporters.

34:07 - Brett found some new information about why CU decided to leave the Pac-12 #RIP.