Six Pack

Shawn and Steve discuss the potential injustice of celebrity voice actors, office bathroom hygiene and etiquette, reverence for past boning locations, the maximum age at which one should become a dad and what it takes to impress women these days. (Besides a kickass podcast, of course!)

Shawn and Steve go long on the handling of dates who don’t live up to their online profiles, lessons learned from a month without masturbating, Shawn’s Comedy Hour, Frank Sinatra, toupees and whether they’d rather live at a different time. Those are the official topics, anyway. They mostly just enthuse about hot chicks in movies that don't end up with the main character and confuse Christopher Columbus, Chris Columbus and Columbo.

Shawn and Steve discuss Gregg Allman's legacy, Brad Pitt's War Machine, Topher Grace's acting integrity, the evolutionary significance of pubic hair, obnoxious laughs and a great invention for Subway. Also, why ISIS would make a terrible coworker!

On this episode, Steve reveals a secret about the podcast, Shawn discusses his epic adventures at the post office, and Steve wants to know your favorite sandwich. Also: Shawn does a bunch of Jager shots and gets pretty lit up and belligerent by the end. (Weird.)

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… Luke Skywalker couldn’t get laid for shit. But was it his whiny voice, cheesy haircut or… something no one’s ever mentioned before?? In a fast-paced episode, Kim Jong Un, Emma Watson and fucking Nickelback help our heroes investigate.

The guys dig into Trump's firing of Comey, Jeff Sessions' non-recusal and the ongoing Russia investigation. Just kidding, they talk about soccer players' breasts and awkward encounters with neighbors. 

The guys introduce a new wrinkle (involving German liqueur), then talk close encounters with Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, breakup styles and one helluva free screenplay idea. Oh, and nude beaches, of course.

Shawn gets tossed by a UFC star, Steve poses a shallow dating question and the guys question the career moves of the man with the greatest living mustache.

After a somewhat slow start, things get interesting. We're talking upscale subway cars, strip club sundresses and the creative advantages of a name with initials. 

On a very special Six Pack, the guys discuss LeBron's not-so-luscious locks, why women make such a big deal of engagement and some other stuff.